Sundayschild
Regulator of funkiness
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I'm wondering who's breasts I've 'definitely seen'? 
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Thinking of a woman who introduced me one night to the experience of drinking scotch while slurping down raw oysters. Took me a while to enjoy it, but I enjoyed watching her doing it enough that it quickly grew on me.
That is either a very interesting, yet weird combination or simply a euphemism ive not encountered before![]()
It was honestly just something that happened that took me by surprise. But it was surprisingly enjoyable.
Its not really grabbing me, i do enjoy both of those things separately. But you never know, stranger things have happened
Well, I'm a man of weak moral character. When a six-foot-tall 25-year-old blue-eyed blonde woman tells me something tastes good, I tend to shape my belief system around her fleeting whims.![]()
Apparently my dinner was a tad undercooked.![]()
What, did it get up and slap you for the offense?
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Id be too worried, after partaking in that combination, that i wouldn't be able to fulfill the gentlemanly act of "the drinks are on me"
Dry cleaning ain't cheap these days lol




I was thinking of going to bed early, but I don't want to be wide awake at 1am.
*adds some Nyquil to BFG's chai tea*