What Are You Thinking? Continued 6

[Dardesstra]

If toast always lands butter-side down,
And cats always land on their feet,
What happens if you strap a piece of toast, butter-side up,to the back of a cat and drop it?

 

[lanceGibs]

If toast always lands butter-side down,
And cats always land on their feet,
What happens if you strap a piece of toast, butter-side up,to the back of a cat and drop it?

Probably the cat would end up with the "Just got creamed looks"

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I hate broken sleep.

 

[blade_rocknut]

I hate it when my wife gets up early...every light in the fucking house is on, banging shit around, doing all the things. Seriously disrupts my "wooo-sahhhhh" coffee drinking ritual.

How people just get up and start doing the things,I'll never understand.

 

[Apisto42]

Who prefers a stirred martini? That’s just... I can’t even believe that.

Is it white?

Re: stirred - If you don’t add vermouth, why bother?

It’s like a clown shoe, because it made me laugh.

Agree on the martini.

Fill shaker with ice. Pour in a tiny bit of vermouth. Drain that shit out. Fill with gin. Stir gently for a minute. Strain into chilled glass. Lean over and sip so the shakes don’t make you spill. Repeat as necessary until you no longer give a fuck.

 

[BadAmy]

Shots.
Carry on.

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[Apisto42]

I like vodka martini. Filthy.
But I do the vermouth thingy.

I know a good place to get one of those.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Just....why?

 

[mnbreastluver]

It's very strange to think that there is an option on your toaster to completely burn the toast.

 

[MsLead]

America's dependence on Miralax is changing evolution.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Holy fucking stupid ass bosses batman!!

 

[TTawhere]

America's dependence on Miralax is changing evolution.

No shit?

 

[TTawhere]

If toast always lands butter-side down,
And cats always land on their feet,
What happens if you strap a piece of toast, butter-side up,to the back of a cat and drop it?

Well:

https://i.imgur.com/fYtBDTM.jpg

 

[BlackCashmere]

Fill shaker with ice. Pour in a tiny bit of vermouth. Drain that shit out. Fill with gin. Stir gently for a minute. Strain into chilled glass. Lean over and sip so the shakes don’t make you spill. Repeat as necessary until you no longer give a fuck.

Have to say that’s mighty appealing right now... 210 am here and can’t sleep... a couple would do the trick

 

[Sundayschild]

Well, I've clearly f***ed up somewhere..

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well, I've clearly f***ed up somewhere..

(Hugs)

You're all right by me.

 

[ydahecnot]

The halftime host for soccer from India, she has impossibly large...eyes

 

[Mtnmike]

When I get alone time and horny, I need to just lurk here to avoid sticking my foot in my mouth.
Not really who I am, guess it's true what they say, all the blood rushes from the man's brain.

 

[DarkSimian]

Well, that should be interesting....

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Shit stirrers are just that .... people that stir shit for no popular reason other than to sit back and try to see what they can do with their actions. Sometimes people should really arm themselves with a good hobby

 

[Sundayschild]

People. What a bunch of bastards!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

People. What a bunch of bastards!

Hear hear!

 

[Misshotndeep]

 

[JJonah]

I’m thinking the Bruins better fucking win tonight.

In regulation, too.

 

[clistenovena]

How people just get up and start doing the things,I'll never understand.

Right? It seems impossible to me that there exists any state of being other than "just beyond coma-like" upon awakening.