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I did end up reading a book today but not one from my shelves. I’m a sucker for smut (so shocking, right)
Smut is only to read in the comment section of social media. My language teacher always said there is no bad reading. ( well that was before social media though 😉 )
 
I did end up reading a book today but not one from my shelves. I’m a sucker for smut (so shocking, right)
I'm such a sucker for smut that when I went to library school, I had to look up the erotica categories in the Library of Congress classification. There is a designation in LCC for erotica written in German before the year 1801. I am NOT kidding! What in the hell would German erotica even sound like??

"When I saw your massive beer steins, my wienerschnitzel rose in anticipation of filling your beer hall with waves of frothy liquid."
 
I should get back to reading the memoirs of separatist Quebec premier Rene Levesque at some point. Fascinating man.
 
I'm such a sucker for smut that when I went to library school, I had to look up the erotica categories in the Library of Congress classification. There is a designation in LCC for erotica written in German before the year 1801. I am NOT kidding! What in the hell would German erotica even sound like??

"When I saw your massive beer steins, my wienerschnitzel rose in anticipation of filling your beer hall with waves of frothy liquid."
I find most of Erotica that I've read bleh...same ole shit. Just like romance sugary books.
Plus, in most of them the girl is doing the dirty talking. Meh...I suppose that's good for male readers but I could care less about that. lol
 
I'm such a sucker for smut that when I went to library school, I had to look up the erotica categories in the Library of Congress classification. There is a designation in LCC for erotica written in German before the year 1801. I am NOT kidding! What in the hell would German erotica even sound like??

"When I saw your massive beer steins, my wienerschnitzel rose in anticipation of filling your beer hall with waves of frothy liquid."
Not just that it’s in German but before 1801… I am sure it’s mighty spicy 🌶🤣
 
I find most of Erotica that I've read bleh...same ole shit. Just like romance sugary books.
Plus, in most of them the girl is doing the dirty talking. Meh...I suppose that's good for male readers but I could care less about that. lol
I love romance novels, usually because they're written so poorly. It's hysterical. 🤣 I read one that was actually written very well, but the metaphors were so bizarre.

He smelled of "pinecones" and "man" and "fresh mountain air."

She smelled of "woman." Yes, because if she smelled of man, that would be a hormonal imbalance requiring immediate medical attention! 🤣
 
I love romance novels, usually because they're written so poorly. It's hysterical. 🤣 I read one that was actually written very well, but the metaphors were so bizarre.

He smelled of "pinecones" and "man" and "fresh mountain air."

She smelled of "woman." Yes, because if she smelled of man, that would be a hormonal imbalance requiring immediate medical attention! 🤣
OMG! The metaphors. They kill me. :rolleyes:😆
And most of them are about food, which in most cases I don't even know. 🤣
 
OMG! The metaphors. They kill me. :rolleyes:😆
And most of them are about food, which in most cases I don't even know. 🤣
To me, it's about the woman becoming slowly overcome with sexual desire for the target male, and then striking without warning! I have never seen a woman do that in my life!
 
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