What did you dream? The dream thread

[Wonderer67]

Rmebering a lot of dreams right now.

I just dreamt that I saw a black and white cat in our backyard. I looked closer and it was our cat: same markings.

He is an indoor only cat so I ran outside and got him. Luckily, he didn’t run away.

 

[Abeona1]

I dreamt I went to my sisters second wedding to the same bloke. Which she was having as a joke after her first 25 yrs ago. And I was very bitter and twisted about it. My mum was there who died in 2021 and my daughter. It was very strange

 

[Wonderer67]

I dreamt I was having a meal with a friend of my ex wife’s. It was a nice meal and we were catching up after not seeing one another in many years.

IRL I haven’t seen her in 15 years or more but she was always beautiful and I always had a crush on her. Gorgeous red/auburn hair, killer body, pretty face. Me ex told me she passed away from cancer about 8-10 years ago.

 

[TiedbyChris]

Closely linked to my last job and I was having to justify a fairly chaotic contract selection process to a number of unsuccessful bidders. Although I started very confidently, as I was speaking I realised it was seriously flawed and was becoming more anxious by the minute. Ex GF was there too. Eventually one of my team members said he was glad I’d left as he always found me to be unstructured and confusing and wasn’t good for the service. I then left on a ‘sledge on wheels’ which went wizzing downhill, through several road junctions as I couldn’t really steer or break.

 

[deft]

I dreamed I was giving Rebecca Ferguson a back rub

 

[Wonderer67]

In my dream when I woke up this morning, I was in a park. Maybe it was in Japan? It was pouring down rain. There was a walkway that narrowed to a chokepoint, and there were some people standing in it, creating even more of a chokepoint.

Everyone had an umbrella which made the situation even worse. People were holding their umbrellas, high or low so that they could get through.

IRL - this reminded me of a time a friend of mine had to go to New York. It was the mid 80s and I’ve been to the city a couple times so he took me because he’d never been. It was pissing down rain and we bought cheap five dollar umbrellas outside the Port Authority bus terminal. It was total chaos with all the rain, all the people and all the umbrellas.

That was probably 40 years ago!

 

[forgotmyantidepressants]

I had a dream I was Richard III. Not the real Richard III, but the Shakespearean. Having never read/seen the play, I don't know anything about it.

In the dream, I had a cool costume and make up, so I just went out there and winged it. I got booed off the stage

One of my new year's resolutions is to read Shakespeare. If I like it, maybe I'll see the plays.

 

[Wonderer67]

I had a dream I was Richard III. Not the real Richard III, but the Shakespearean. Having never read/seen the play, I don't know anything about it.

In the dream, I had a cool costume and make up, so I just went out there and winged it. I got booed off the stage

One of my new year's resolutions is to read Shakespeare. If I like it, maybe I'll see the plays.

He wrote some excellent comedies.

12th Night, a midsummer nights dream and as you like it.

 

[TiedbyChris]

2 from last night

1. Being disturbed whilst in an intense 69 with a new girlfriend which brought our fun to an abrupt end (that was a killer to wake up from)

2. I was getting remarried the next day and a lot of extended family had come to stay with me for the event. They’d brought various foodstuffs as gifts but then proceeded to start eating them amongst themselves without offering to share. I went to the venue to sort out a few last minute things, as I wasn’t really keen on the whole wedding idea and so it was a bit chaotic. Whilst I was there, the venue had another wedding party arriving that day, so had towed my car but didn’t know where it had been taken. That was less of a problem to wake up from!

 

[Wonderer67]

I was in the house. I lived in long ago.

I had to open up the door, which was right near the street.

It seemed incredibly real and I remember it like it was yesterday. But it was many years ago. I don’t remember anything else of the dream.

 

[Wonderer67]

Two dreams…
1. I was in a house where I lived, but it wasn’t my current house or my last house. My nieces and nephews were here.

They went to another room and then they turned around and smiled for a picture.

2. There was a sort of offramp at a very busy traffic intersection. It was not in the US, maybe Europe. It felt like Paris.

There was a long line of cars and me and a few other people were trying to get across the offramp. But nobody would let us in. Even when a car moved an inch all the cars would move up and not allow the pedestrians to move across.

At one point, I just said “fuck it” and start walking across and got hit by a car. Not hard, it didn’t hurt me, but I pounded on the hood of the car and dented it.

 

[Wonderer67]

In my dream my boss (whose female) Was on literotica and she was trying to buy land from someone.

They set up a time to meet on a forum thread. She showed but he did not and she was teasing him thru her posts after she was stood up.

She was being very sassy.

 

[TiedbyChris]

Had several last night, most of which I can only remember snippets of except this one that stuck in my mind.

Prisoners being forced to stand in 18 inches or so of piranha infested water and then a guard would cut someone’s toes off, sparking a feeding frenzy. Eventually the victim was unable to stand and fell into the water with obvious results. Unsurprisingly that woke me up in a state of anxiety. Sometimes I worry myself or was it too many late night horror/James Bond films as a kid?

(The others involved flooding on holidays, dinner with friends and other less memorable events)

 

[Wonderer67]

I was in a white dodge van my wife.

It was raining hard and gray and the wipers were on fast. My drivers window was wide open for some reason.

But instead of water coming in from the open window it was coming in from the roof of the van. I was soaked.

Later on we were in the van and the side door was open. It was still pouring down rain.

I have no idea what this means… but I did clean out the rain gutters yesterday.

 

[Wonderer67]

I had a dream I went back into the army.

I was with a good trend of mine, Sgt George and we drove to the training area in the middle of nowhere. We passed some old buildings that were being restored. One had teees growing out of it.

Sgt George dispersed to do something and I didn’t know anyone and the supply sergeant gave me all kinds of equipment which I stowed in a locker.

Then we started some training. We were given 50 caliber machine gun training rounds. Somehow I set mine off and it was a tracer round and it got real hot. I was was embarrassed but no one seemed to care.

We were in a line and we walked up to the firing station. It was not an M2 or M240 machine gun so I was unfamiliar with how it worked, but I figured it out and put on a new barrel to the receiver and locked it in place. Then I started firing rounds. The sergeant instructor knew immediately that I knew what I was doing because I started firing z patterns the way tankers are taught to use a coaxial machine gun. I fired several short bursts, and then decided to shoot towards an empty parking lot that
Was just old millings. The instructor sgt guy said that that was not a good idea and not on the shooting range. No one was hurt and nothing damaged.

He didn’t seem overly concerned.

I left that station and had to get stuff out of my locker. But I couldn’t find it or my gear was missing. I had a mild panic… I was issued this stuff and signed for it, so was reasonable for it, but Where was it?

No one seemed overly concerned. It was all laid back and relaxed and I don’t care for that kind of military environment. My own natural tendency in those situations is to make things happen like I was trained and to take the initiative.

 

[Xerxes82]

This morning I had a dream that I was captured by a cute pirate queen who stalked the seven seas in a submarine that kind of resembled a cartoon shark.

She taught me her thieving ways, then gifted me the sub to do with as I pleased. So I prowled the world's oceans in search of plunder, and an heir to pay it forward to just as was done for me.

However before I could gift the sub to my apprentice, she married Ryan Gosling and retired, leaving me in quite the spot.

 

[Wonderer67]

I was in Wisconsin or Minnesota or Illinois and I was gonna cross one of the Great Lakes into Canada.

I was gonna have a liaison w someone there. Then I remembered that my daughter was on the ferry boat coming back and so I had to make sure I was there to pick her up.

Next thing I know I’m at an Air Force base. A b1 or b2 bomber was gonna take off and bomb Canada since relations are so bad with them now. (!?) a bomber that was going super fast took off unexpectedly right over my head. Then it circled, came inches from hitting a Trump hotel and then jetted off to bomb Canada. I texted my daughter so she was aware and so she was warned even tho I thhhight the fall danger to her was very low.

 

[Wonderer67]

In my dream, I was going to Canada and a friend, Gerry, had my ID and passport. We were on the same flight, so I figured no bigee, I’ll just see him and get my stuff at the airport before we board.

So the flight is starting to board and no Gerry. Now I’m like “oh shit!” But the people at the desk are cool, and tell me “just go thru… they’ll sort it out on the Canadian side.” I’m also searching thru the company directory on my phone and Gerry doesn’t work there anymore. He’s not in the company directory.

So they let me board and I arrive in Canada.

On the Canadian side they are nice as anything. There’s a very pretty and motherly (like an unsexy milf) working at customs who tells me to just call the office and they’ll vouch for me.

Eventually one of my Canadian friends shows up, Dave. He had an office ID which seems good enough for them. As we’re walking thru the airport I notice Dave has an old school 35mm camera. He’s clicking away taking pics of people and things at the airport.

I notice the time and it’s 11:15.

IRL I’m going to Canada for work in a few weeks, which is sort of routine.

 

[Wonderer67]

In my dream, I was driving down Schooleys Mountain NJ and it was snowy out. It is a pretty treacherous road and I was just being careful. Not driving, ridiculously slow, but people were all over me and there was a line of cars behind me even though I was going 50 miles an hour. Dumb New Jerseyans with giant SUVs, who think they can stop on a dime in snow.

At one point just before I was going to come into Hackettstown, I saw that there was a car that had gone off the road at a sharp corner. I stopped to see if the person was OK or needed help, and it was none other then than sir Mick Jagger! I help him get unstuck, playing the dumb card and pretending like I don’t know who he is so he’s not all self-conscious about it or anything. But then at the end, I turned into the biggest idiot fan and start talking about how let it bleed is my favorite fucking record of all time and how much I like the song “you’ve got the silver”. I must have crossed over into another album because then I started talking about beggars banquet and the song, “jigsaw puzzle.” But he was a great sport about it and was telling me great little anecdote how he and Charlie were drunk as hell when they recorded some song. He’s really animated and great and then I did a couple of selfies w him.

I continued in the Hackettstown, but it was Cincinnati, Ohio and a big square. It was the most beautiful day you could imagine and I kept on thinking. “wow you couldn’t even get a better day than this.” There were only a couple of tourists there because I guess Cincinnati is not a giant tourist destination, but there was this couple and their kids from Portugal or Spain. I was telling them if you think this is great you should go to New York City sometime.

There is a river boat in the area, and it was just the nicest day and I was thinking, I should go visit my friend Frank. (who actually does live near Cincinnati).

 

[Wonderer67]

This morning, I dreamt that I was in Princeton, New Jersey. I needed to walk home from work for some reason but also had to do a few things for work.

I Was walking along route 206 in a snowstorm and they were snow plowing. There is a tunnel there that I’ve never seen before that I had to walk through and I narrowly avoided a front end loader that they had pressed into service snow plowing

Then I got to a work building that I’ve never been to before. It was on the north side of town and the skyscraper with like 50 stories. I had to borrow the front end loader to get to the top and I’m afraid of heights. I got off the front and loader into the top floor, but said to myself. There’s no fucking way I’m doing this in reverse. I looked down and got queasy. I said to myself, I’m gonna take the elevator down.

There was some overly bureaucratic procedure to take the elevator, and I was getting annoyed and for some reason the cops had to get on the elevator. The door closed, but not in time and one of the cops jumped in with me. I didn’t know if they were after me for some reason or not, but the cop is cool and got off at some other floor.

Then I got a ride in an old station wagon from my ex farm tenant. He was playing video games while he was driving and not paying attention to the road as we drove along some semi rural road. At one point, they were filming a movie and he seemed to be paying attention at that point, thank God.

I asked him if he wanted some of the shit that he left behind and left me with. He said no, don’t worry about it. They went on playing his video game while driving.

 

[Wonderer67]

Not my dream, but my wife’s.

She dreamt that she was standing over me in bed like she was going to ride me. She looked down and could see my face and looked down and my cock was all the way up as tall as her, and she is 5’10”.

She thinks it was inspired by this picture of Stonehenge this morning and the giant heel stone at the bottom of this picture, which is kinda phallic.

https://imgur.com/a/p9phAlR

She had an other dream and she was outside in front of our house, naked. Someone was out there and she covered up her bikini area with her hands. She normally shaves her pubes, but former songs was really hairy. She hoped no one would notice.