What do women want?

[Britva415]

Isn't that mustache taken from a Pringles package? Seriously, I've often been curious about it.

It does kinda look like the one the Pringles guy has.

idk, I got it from a clip art site. Just the ‘stache, no guy attached.

Been rocking it while mustering up the berries to use “want a mustache ride?” as a pick-up line. (Handlebars, see.)

I haven’t, yet.

 

[gunhilltrain]

It does kinda look like the one the Pringles guy has.

idk, I got it from a clip art site. Just the ‘stache, no guy attached.

Been rocking it while mustering up the berries to use “want a mustache ride?” as a pick-up line. (Handlebars, see.)

I haven’t, yet.

I can't be sure, but's possible that the designer of the package used the clip art site too. Graphic designers sometimes use short-cuts rather than creating things from scratch. Now that I look at it again, the Pringles guy has a thicker mustache.

 

[Britva415]

I can't be sure, but's possible that the designer of the package used the clip art site too

The mustache guy has been around since before there was such a thing as clip-art sites.

And it's clear that my av isn't the same as the mustache on Pringles guy. Pringles guy's mustache has always been much fatter than this one, and used to have brown color and lines representing hairs, not just a solid black silhouette. I can see the similarity, but "handlebar mustache" is a generic concept that's been around a long, long time. Probably since even before there was such a thing as handlebars to name it for.

I call it the "Cape Buffalo" style, myself.

This episode of "What do women want?" has been brought to you by a 'stachesplaining bro.

But, y'know, another bro did ask about the 'stache.

 

[gunhilltrain]

The mustache guy has been around since before there was such a thing as clip-art sites.

And it's clear that my av isn't the same as the mustache on Pringles guy. Pringles guy's mustache has always been much fatter than this one, and used to have brown color and lines representing hairs, not just a solid black silhouette. I can see the similarity, but "handlebar mustache" is a generic concept that's been around a long, long time. Probably since even before there was such a thing as handlebars to name it for.

I call it the "Cape Buffalo" style, myself.

This episode of "What do women want?" has been brought to you by a 'stachesplaining bro.

But, y'know, another bro did ask about the 'stache.

That's okay, if I tried to explain the two avatars I've had, we'd be all day. By the way, I wouldn't want to fall off that high-wheel bicycle. Just getting on and off it must have been a challenge.

 

[Jorunn]

The top Five poll is ridiculous. The only thing I can think of is that viewers had a limited choice. I'm surprised one of the porn choices wasn't "bigger cocks". There is plenty of lesbian oral sex, so that question could better be phrased as Men performing oral sex on a woman. This leads to the only obvious choice - romance. And thus, more conversation, being told you are beautiful, slower and more sensual sex, etc. AI girlfriends are popular as much because they can converse with a guy, without fear of rejection.

I rarely watch porn, but my vote would be for more romantic locations, like near a stream in secluded fern grotto. Or maybe on top of a mountain. Same sex, but nicer to watch than a fake wall in a porn studio.

 

[Landshark1]

Work, yes, but more fun to me. But, most other girls I've talked to agree the MFF is the only way they would do a threesome. I've only done MMF, but I would be open to trying the other kind once

Maybe twice!

 

[Rob_Royale]

I asked Mrs. Royale. She said, "Clothes with pockets that aren’t sewn shut." Go figure, huh?

 

[Kelliezgirl]

I asked Mrs. Royale. She said, "Clothes with pockets that aren’t sewn shut." Go figure, huh?

It's a good start.

 

[Areala-chan]

It's a good start.

I'll add "universal correct sizing for clothes" as well.

 

[BookishBabe0]

Exhibitionist cocks.

 

[Erozetta]

I'll add "universal correct sizing for clothes" as well.

Yes!

Husband: 32x34 in all jeans.

Me: Same exact brand? Style? Color? Still have to fucking try on every pair to find out if they fit!

 

[StillStunned]

 

[Rob_Royale]

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I'd have to go with "world common sense".
I figure if everyone got a big dose of that, all the other shit would just happen, ya know?

 

[Areala-chan]

Yes!

Husband: 32x34 in all jeans.

Me: Same exact brand? Style? Color? Still have to fucking try on every pair to find out if they fit!

When is a six not a six? Easy: when it's an eight, or a ten, or a four, or a...

 

[Lifestyle66]

Yes!

Husband: 32x34 in all jeans.

Me: Same exact brand? Style? Color? Still have to fucking try on every pair to find out if they fit!

When is a six not a six? Easy: when it's an eight, or a ten, or a four, or a...

It's a marketing scam.

For men, we don't give a shit what the label size says, as long as it fits (even just sort of fit).

But for my wife at least with that clothing number; 'size matters'.

"Oh, my gawd! She wears a size four? No frigging way! She's at least a six or an eight."

So, some brands are just being generous by putting a smaller number on it.