What Do You *Smell* Like Today?

Not Gucci II pour homme. I ran out today and looked for a new bottle. It’s discontinued and $400 a bottle if I wanna buy it off eBay. Evil bastards.
 
Nobody likes me enough to spend that much on me. The best I could hope for is Coochie pour homie.

Hey, settle for l'Eau de toilette instead of the perfume.
Good choice by the way. Gucci II has a very refined and seductive perfume.
 
Hey, settle for l'Eau de toilette instead of the perfume.
Good choice by the way. Gucci II has a very refined and seductive perfume.

I’d settle for toilet water(I’m pretty sure that’s the proper translation for l’eau de toilette), as well. That’s actually what I have now. But that is still $400 or so.

Of course it was a good choice. Would one expect less from me? :D
 
I’d settle for toilet water(I’m pretty sure that’s the proper translation for l’eau de toilette), as well. That’s actually what I have now. But that is still $400 or so.

Of course it was a good choice. Would one expect less from me? :D
Oh, Pmann. You're my non gay friend I never had. 😁
 
Right now a combination of sweat and smoke thanks to a project out at the ranch today. Will trade it for a wildflower field on a spring day soon, though.
 
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