My cat's name was Maximillian. I jokingly one day filled out some survey and gave him a last name, Smith because I thought it was funny. The rest of the story is in my sig line. That's just my sense of humor. And yes, that really is him in the av pic.
Nibiru is a "mythical" planet with an orbit of, err, 2,600 years (I think) that is supposed to be the result of a collision as interpreted by Zachariah Sitchin from the ancient Babylonian texts.
Lord is partly to make Nibiru more human and partly cos those ancient texts tend to refer to planets as gods.
I know the answer to this one. I really do. It'll come to me. I love something. It's something sweet, tasty even. Though, people do assume it's confectionery in nature. And sometimes it is.
Some guy was drunk at my brothers wedding, and I had put on a few pounds since I was last in Her Majesty's Service, but there was an open bar all night and more than a few servicemen (boys?) around and eventually "discussions" of hand to hand tactics grew into a drunken demonstration. This one reservist kid who had just come back from Kandahar after the fat man in suspenders had pinned him a third time yelled out "Dood, yer a fookin' Porkwarrior!"
A Litster once described me as "Porky Pig in a Viking helmet"...I can find no fault with that assessment
Its lazy and unoriginal. Instead of milf, just wilf because I don't have kids. And dirty was added because the username requirement was more than 4 characters. Inspiring, I know.
Dougsan is how a Japanese associate would address me (he should use my family name but it is too long with too many L's. Think of san as equating to Mister (close!). The san would be dropped between true friends.