What is the naughtiest thing you've done sexually?

Naughty? Or dirty?

This would be easier if it was a top 5. In no particular order.

1. Fucked a FWB making sure to pull out in time so I could shoot all over her wedding ring.
2. Visited a dom I met online to experience what it was like to take orders from an older woman. Within 10 min of meeting I was doming her in the center of her living room.
3. Love to be pissed on, so figured why not try and drink it?
4. After fisting an older woman I managed to push the entire head of a Hitachi wand inside her gape.
5. On a day trip to the woods with another fwb, snuck into the public ladies room with her to facefuck her next to the sink.

You seem to have done a lot of older women..?
 
suck a guy while he was driving (not smart, I know)
leave my cumfilled panties (his and mine) under his wife's pillow after babysitting
thus suck and fuck the dad of a couple of kids I was babysitting on
masturbated while a couple of friends were doing it a bit further in the room during a sleepover
 
suck a guy while he was driving (not smart, I know)
leave my cumfilled panties (his and mine) under his wife's pillow after babysitting
thus suck and fuck the dad of a couple of kids I was babysitting on
masturbated while a couple of friends were doing it a bit further in the room during a sleepover

Aren’t you yummy!!!!
 
Met an older Dutch lady on holiday.

The beach as quite busy. I could tell she fancied me. Topless she had great boobs. She mentioned going in for a swim. There was a sandbank quite far out. We started to flirt and play about. We hugged, I had a huge hardon. We took one another’s costume bottoms off and fucked and fucked standing on the sandbank. We met every day for sex in the sea. It was truly amazing.
 
- Got a BJ from my girlfriend while we were at my mom's condo pool complex spa...and an older man walked while she was deep on me and said, "Oh, My!' and left. She never stopped her rhythm either.
- Has an ex fuck buddy come over about 2-years after we stopped seeing each other, out of the blue, to ask if she could go down on me on camera to show a man she was hoping to hook up with her BJ skills.
- had my ex-wife discreetly ask me if I would go down on her as her then-current boyfriend wasn't able to make her cum that way.
- Was met in my hotel room by a woman I had been chatting with when my cell phone rang. It was my ex-wife wanting to talk...and as I quickly tried to get rid of her, the woman saw my plight and went down on me as I talked to her.
- Had a woman tell me that absolutely any time I wanted her to go down on me to swing by her place - so I did one evening. Only she had friends over, so she walked me to my car and went down on me in the parking lot.
 
suck a guy while he was driving (not smart, I know)
leave my cumfilled panties (his and mine) under his wife's pillow after babysitting
thus suck and fuck the dad of a couple of kids I was babysitting on
masturbated while a couple of friends were doing it a bit further in the room during a sleepover

I think the last one is pretty common, in the college era, either on campus or in hostels when backpacking and all... I was in Australia about a year ago and most hostels has very shaky beds at night in mixed or even all men/women chambers
 
ugh, Jing83 dissing on what my naughty list is?
Sure that's what you're going with and that it's a safe choice?

The tread is about what the most naughtiness thing ever done is, not about judging ones level of naughtiness or whether its commonality...

Nothing is more common then someone belittleling others personal truths...
 
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ugh, Jing83 dissing on what my naughty list is?
Sure that's what you're going with and that it's a safe choice?

The tread is about what the most naughtiness thing ever done is, not about judging ones level of naughtiness or whether its commonality...

Nothing is more common then someone belittleling others personal truths...

No I wasn't dissing, I just identified with it... I did get a little aroused from hearing other people get it on in close proximity
 
No I wasn't dissing, I just identified with it... I did get a little aroused from hearing other people get it on in close proximity

Well should have put it in your comment, wouldn't have read it as a sneer..
 
In the fire suppression room at work. It was naughty because no one was allowed in there due to the danger of the chemicals being released.

The downside...it never set off the system.
 
My wife and I cammed with a woman who answered an ad. Our voyeur played with herself while I slowly stripped and exposed my wife. After eating her pussy, I made her use her vibrator. Watching my wife cum while being watched was amazing. Finally our voyeur watched me fuck her. It was a lot of fun.

This is so hotttt!!!!
 
My wife and I cammed with a woman who answered an ad. Our voyeur played with herself while I slowly stripped and exposed my wife. After eating her pussy, I made her use her vibrator. Watching my wife cum while being watched was amazing. Finally our voyeur watched me fuck her. It was a lot of fun.

Yep, ^^^ was right. That was hot.
 
Driving home from a wedding, both horny. Pulled off the road (semi-public) and had sex on the hood of his car.
 
When my wife was pregnant with our middle child in her seventh mouth we had a couple of friends over for dinner anyway we ended up talking sex about how two Dick's as big as me and our friends was couldn't fit in a Pussy.
My wife said that she would let us try because hers was adjusting for child birth to make a long story short me and my friend both fucked her while she ate his wife pussy.
But after she gave birth we weren't able to both get back in her pussy at the same time until she was pregnant with our third child.
She had great orgasms when we were both throwing the rod to her!!!👻
 
anal...

had my first anal w/ condom in Reno NV at a exotic theme motel. Fucked her good in he pussy and then after she came, I put on condom and fingered her ass with lotsa anal lube and SLOOOOOOOWLY pushed my angry 6 inch in to her ass. Fucked her hard for 10 minutes She came again 2X more and then I filled up the condom w. love juice !! lol
 
Guy I know wanted to try my Fleshlight. With my spunk as lube. But he asked if it could be privately so I did the deed with it then placed it, wrapped, hidden at a bus stop nearby. Hour later he texted me with a vid of his use and said it was back there for me full of more pearly. So I collected and then sent him a vid of some very squelchy sloppy thirds goin' on! :eek:
 
Probably one of my better college bar stories

Well.... a friend of mine in college had an apartment a few houses from a bar... so we had a lot of fun when I turned 21. No, I didn’t wait to drink. But I couldn’t drink publicly with the scholarships I had.

Neither of us were afraid or ashamed to hang out at the bar to score free drinks and take a guy home.

One major difference between our sexual conquests, I had standards. This one night, we were at the bar, hoping to get free drinks like usual. I was an athlete so already made it through all of my hazing days well and could really put a shot back or chug anything. These armies guys came up to us with the worst, I mean worst pick up line. I don’t even remember what it was right now. But the guys had clearly sent the friend that needed to branch out a little more because he was shy and they told him the worst stuff to say.

Anyway, I told him that if he beat me chugging an Irish car bomb, I’d fuck him. But if I won, him and his friends owed us drinks all night. Obviously I won, but then the guys kept daring us and I was fucking horny. I told them that they had to compete to impress me (I was such an asshole- still am probably). I said whoever impressed me the most, won.

Well they thought chugging and doing shots would impress me. It doesn’t. And needless to say they were good guys because one was stuck being the DD and he was so pissed that he couldn’t ‘compete’. At the end of the night, I told him on the side to follow me and I took him back to my friends apartment down the road and we fucked like wild. He asked how he won and I said, those drunk assholes wouldn’t be able to eat pussy drunk and possibly not get it up so I wasn’t taking that chance. I kicked his ass out the door when we were done and his friends were sitting outside the closed bar pissed off and obviously stuck waiting for their ride back home.
 
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Went out with a male and female coworker we had a few drinks and ended up at my place. We were smoking pot and drinking the two guys on the outside the girl in the middle. We started kissing her and fondling her breasts. The other guy took off her pants and she took out my cock. He started going down on her while she sat on the couch and she pulled me up to take my cock in her mouth. She continued to suck my cock and he knelt on her left side. She had a tough time getting his cock out so I helped her get it out of his pants. While she continued to suck me she started to jerk him and I brought my hands between her legs to rub her clit. That was how we finished because she had to go but it was a great and memorable experience.
 
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