What is the naughtiest thing you've done sexually?

ugh, Jing83 dissing on what my naughty list is?
Sure that's what you're going with and that it's a safe choice?

The tread is about what the most naughtiness thing ever done is, not about judging ones level of naughtiness or whether its commonality...

Nothing is more common then someone belittleling others personal truths...

No I wasn't dissing, I just identified with it... I did get a little aroused from hearing other people get it on in close proximity
 
No I wasn't dissing, I just identified with it... I did get a little aroused from hearing other people get it on in close proximity

Well should have put it in your comment, wouldn't have read it as a sneer..
 
In the fire suppression room at work. It was naughty because no one was allowed in there due to the danger of the chemicals being released.

The downside...it never set off the system.
 
My wife and I cammed with a woman who answered an ad. Our voyeur played with herself while I slowly stripped and exposed my wife. After eating her pussy, I made her use her vibrator. Watching my wife cum while being watched was amazing. Finally our voyeur watched me fuck her. It was a lot of fun.

This is so hotttt!!!!
 
My wife and I cammed with a woman who answered an ad. Our voyeur played with herself while I slowly stripped and exposed my wife. After eating her pussy, I made her use her vibrator. Watching my wife cum while being watched was amazing. Finally our voyeur watched me fuck her. It was a lot of fun.

Yep, ^^^ was right. That was hot.
 
Driving home from a wedding, both horny. Pulled off the road (semi-public) and had sex on the hood of his car.
 
When my wife was pregnant with our middle child in her seventh mouth we had a couple of friends over for dinner anyway we ended up talking sex about how two Dick's as big as me and our friends was couldn't fit in a Pussy.
My wife said that she would let us try because hers was adjusting for child birth to make a long story short me and my friend both fucked her while she ate his wife pussy.
But after she gave birth we weren't able to both get back in her pussy at the same time until she was pregnant with our third child.
She had great orgasms when we were both throwing the rod to her!!!👻
 
anal...

had my first anal w/ condom in Reno NV at a exotic theme motel. Fucked her good in he pussy and then after she came, I put on condom and fingered her ass with lotsa anal lube and SLOOOOOOOWLY pushed my angry 6 inch in to her ass. Fucked her hard for 10 minutes She came again 2X more and then I filled up the condom w. love juice !! lol
 
Guy I know wanted to try my Fleshlight. With my spunk as lube. But he asked if it could be privately so I did the deed with it then placed it, wrapped, hidden at a bus stop nearby. Hour later he texted me with a vid of his use and said it was back there for me full of more pearly. So I collected and then sent him a vid of some very squelchy sloppy thirds goin' on! :eek:
 
Probably one of my better college bar stories

Well.... a friend of mine in college had an apartment a few houses from a bar... so we had a lot of fun when I turned 21. No, I didn’t wait to drink. But I couldn’t drink publicly with the scholarships I had.

Neither of us were afraid or ashamed to hang out at the bar to score free drinks and take a guy home.

One major difference between our sexual conquests, I had standards. This one night, we were at the bar, hoping to get free drinks like usual. I was an athlete so already made it through all of my hazing days well and could really put a shot back or chug anything. These armies guys came up to us with the worst, I mean worst pick up line. I don’t even remember what it was right now. But the guys had clearly sent the friend that needed to branch out a little more because he was shy and they told him the worst stuff to say.

Anyway, I told him that if he beat me chugging an Irish car bomb, I’d fuck him. But if I won, him and his friends owed us drinks all night. Obviously I won, but then the guys kept daring us and I was fucking horny. I told them that they had to compete to impress me (I was such an asshole- still am probably). I said whoever impressed me the most, won.

Well they thought chugging and doing shots would impress me. It doesn’t. And needless to say they were good guys because one was stuck being the DD and he was so pissed that he couldn’t ‘compete’. At the end of the night, I told him on the side to follow me and I took him back to my friends apartment down the road and we fucked like wild. He asked how he won and I said, those drunk assholes wouldn’t be able to eat pussy drunk and possibly not get it up so I wasn’t taking that chance. I kicked his ass out the door when we were done and his friends were sitting outside the closed bar pissed off and obviously stuck waiting for their ride back home.
 
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Went out with a male and female coworker we had a few drinks and ended up at my place. We were smoking pot and drinking the two guys on the outside the girl in the middle. We started kissing her and fondling her breasts. The other guy took off her pants and she took out my cock. He started going down on her while she sat on the couch and she pulled me up to take my cock in her mouth. She continued to suck my cock and he knelt on her left side. She had a tough time getting his cock out so I helped her get it out of his pants. While she continued to suck me she started to jerk him and I brought my hands between her legs to rub her clit. That was how we finished because she had to go but it was a great and memorable experience.
 
Hi

Had a 3 sum with my boyfriend at the time and he's friend. Got set up really but wasn't bad. Lol. What I can remember of it lol😊👄
 
Couple of things:

- got a blowjob and had sex on the front steps of a church during the night. Was in the back streets so was fairly private, nearly got caught by an older lady who heard some “screaming” and came to investigate

- had a fuck buddy who I used to see every week for a couple years in my late teens. Was keen to bed another girl who I knew was keen on me but for whatever reason it hadnt happened yet. Was in the middle of playing around with the fuck buddy when this other girl called. I answered and all she said was “ive been thinking about you all day, I need you to fuck me. Now”. So i pretended it was a mate of mine who was in trouble, quickly finished off with the fb and had to kick her out of the house (usually we’d hang out after) before the other girl came over. She arrived about 3 minutes after the fb left. Hadnt had time to shower. Opened the door and she pretty well jumped me and away we went. 10 minutes earlier i’d cum for someone else. Felt 1 part sleazy, 1 part naughty and 1 part like a sex god.
 
Me and two other guys went into the woods with a girl and talked her into pulling her pants down. We took turns exploring her pussy with our hands. I tried to poke my cock inside her pussy but only got it a little past the head before she yelled "ouch!" One of the guys said "Stick it in her butt." She turned right around and I started easing it in. My cock was a wet from the little bit of it I got inside her pussy, so it started to slide in. Took a little back and forth to get three fourths of the way in but I did it without hurting her. I started off slow but felt an aching in my balls and started moving really fast. I came in about 15 seconds.

Sound weird? I was 12. She was 11, not a hair on her tiny pussy. I'm 61 now. We're still friends. Never talked about it after that. Maybe I'll bring it up the next time I'm home. "Hey Donna. Remember that time we went out in the woods and you let me fuck you in the ass? Wanna do that again?"
 
Group sex with 5 others while I was in college (3 men, 3 women). We all happened to be old highschool classmates as well.
 
Little Shop of Sex

She owned a ladies clothing shop in a trendy shopping district. I would visit her before she opened. We would have sex in a big wicker chair in the shop. Anyone looking in the window would have seen her straddling me.
 
Spitroasted

Was getting pegged by a fwb and she had a guy come over for me to blow while she was pegging me.
 
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