What is the naughtiest thing you've done sexually?

[bi11ionaire]

Met a wonderful woman from lit in Sydney and ate her out for ages. The naughtiest thing was when I opened the room of the hotel door to bring in food we ordered with my face glistening like a glazed donut with her tasty juices.

 

[Crownvic]

Driving home from a wedding, both horny. Pulled off the road (semi-public) and had sex on the hood of his car.

My kind of gal...

 

[tasteyourthighs]

nice!!

Fingered my wife @ the movies. We were caught twice.

 

[Shi_One81]

Cj and I went to a Swingers party in Minneapolis. He handcuffed me to the bed and started fucking me. Another man came in and wanted to join. Originally they wanted to try double vag on me, but I was too tight and couldn’t, so the man started fucking Cj’s while Cj fucked me. Then a couple more men came in and we each sucked a dick and I also had two men put their dicks in my hands and they fucked my hands. Last but not least, a domme came in and grabbed my nipples. I started laughing and she got pissed. Oh she got pissed. But, I laugh when I feel pain. Anyway, we had this big orgy and it was super fun and very memorable. And if it makes me a slut, so be it. Lol

 

[JerseyJade]

I would have to say, while I was giving a married man a blowjob, his wife called. She had gone to Atlantic City that day and called to tell him that she won some money. I was going to stop what I was doing when she called, but he kept his hand pressed on the back of my head, so I kept going. Their conversation only lasted a couple of minutes, which was a good thing.. because he was already close to having an orgasm when she called.

 

[mrspank30]

I would have to say, while I was giving a married man a blowjob, his wife called. She had gone to Atlantic City that day and called to tell him that she won some money. I was going to stop what I was doing when she called, but he kept his hand pressed on the back of my head, so I kept going. Their conversation only lasted a couple of minutes, which was a good thing.. because he was already close to having an orgasm when she called.

Many years ago I was going down on a married woman when her husband called. Very similar in that I was amazed at how composed she was able to keep her voice. Even though I could tell there was a very thin line between remaining calm and total Hysteria Jared

 

[JerseyJade]

Many years ago I was going down on a married woman when her husband called. Very similar in that I was amazed at how composed she was able to keep her voice. Even though I could tell there was a very thin line between remaining calm and total Hysteria Jared

Well if I remember correctly, he didn't do much talking and he was in a hurry to get off the phone.

 

[Billsexpot]

I would have to say, while I was giving a married man a blowjob, his wife called. She had gone to Atlantic City that day and called to tell him that she won some money. I was going to stop what I was doing when she called, but he kept his hand pressed on the back of my head, so I kept going. Their conversation only lasted a couple of minutes, which was a good thing.. because he was already close to having an orgasm when she called.

That’s kind of my dream scenario.

 

[Tigerlily3]

Cj and I went to a Swingers party in Minneapolis. He handcuffed me to the bed and started fucking me. Another man came in and wanted to join. Originally they wanted to try double vag on me, but I was too tight and couldn’t, so the man started fucking Cj’s while Cj fucked me. Then a couple more men came in and we each sucked a dick and I also had two men put their dicks in my hands and they fucked my hands. Last but not least, a domme came in and grabbed my nipples. I started laughing and she got pissed. Oh she got pissed. But, I laugh when I feel pain. Anyway, we had this big orgy and it was super fun and very memorable. And if it makes me a slut, so be it. Lol

Wow, wow, wow. I think it makes you sound very fun!

 

[tasteyourthighs]

Slid the head of my cock between my mothers ass cheeks while she was sleeping...

That is so bold and naughty, its a turn on.

 

[dougmarting]

Gave my Mother in law a back massage one night that turned into breast play while she rubbed my cock over my shorts.

Let her “catch” me masturbating in bed - she stood there and watched, then went into the bathroom to masturbate.

Masturbated while standing over my sister in law and came on her beautiful nude body.

In high school, I pretended not to hear my mom knock on my door - I was in my closet masturbating. She opened the door and before she said anything she stood and watched for a bit. I let her watch me rub my cock.

 

[JenniferSimms]

Licking a man's asshole has to be right up there at the top of the list. Yes, he had showered recently but still...

 

[Series 6]

DP'd a girlfriend with 2 vibrators (one vaginally, one anal) while I gave her oral. We did it on her birthday.

 

[king04]

took a girl i had just met to an adult bookstore,brought her to the back where there had booths to watch porn.had her sit on my lap while i fingered her

 

[ImSinister]

Probably this:

Saw a woman I knew at a a bar. She was on a group arranged date the other women and men were talking so I bought her a drink and as we talked her date just kind of forgot about her. We started heavy flirting - I told her I had to use the restroom and she said "me too."

After visiting the bathroom we met up right outside the bathrooms (they shared the same hallway). We started to kiss and it was hot and fun. She had a dress on - so I slid my hand up and started to rub her through panties. Then I pulled them aside and slid a couple fingers inside of her. We were oblivious to the scores of people walking past us. She grabbed my seriously hard cock through my pants and I panted for her to give me a hand job. She practically seethed at me that she wanted to fuck right then and there. After some struggles she fished out my cock and we pulled up her dress and grabbed her ass and slightly lifted her so I could ram my cock inside of her.

We banged against the wall and grunted our encouragement of each other. She came and somehow that snapped her back to reality and she stopped and adjusted herself and I shoved my still raging self back in my pants - I went back into the bathroom stall and finished myself off. We went back to the bar separately but did make out at the bar some more.

I saw her and her best friend a couple of weeks later and they both called me a naughty dirty boy but nothing ever happened between us again.

Saw the bartender a couple of weeks later and he said we were the talk of the bar for a while that night - people laughing at us as uncontrollable schoolkids.

Fun memory.

 

[Fugu_B]

Fucked my ex wife in her grand moms (attached) garage for an hour during a Thanksgiving party. Anybody could have come out at any point in time for ice or soda.

 

[AlwaysFara]

He was a DJ.
Sucked him off while he was on the air, under the console table. He barely got through the break.

Same guy, MFM.
(Oh, and another guy.)
Not my thing.

 

[Esslemont]

She spit in my open mouth.

Totally grossed me out the first few times.

 

[txfuncouple]

Fucked my sister in law in the next room while my wife was asleep in our bed.
Literally 20 feet away from my sleeping wife.

That's actually pretty hot. Would love to hear more details. Sounds like it would make a good beginning to a lit story

 

[Taegul]

The naughtiest thing I've done sexually? I dunno, I didn't catch her name.

 

[tasteyourthighs]

Cj and I went to a Swingers party in Minneapolis. He handcuffed me to the bed and started fucking me. Another man came in and wanted to join. Originally they wanted to try double vag on me, but I was too tight and couldn’t, so the man started fucking Cj’s while Cj fucked me. Then a couple more men came in and we each sucked a dick and I also had two men put their dicks in my hands and they fucked my hands. Last but not least, a domme came in and grabbed my nipples. I started laughing and she got pissed. Oh she got pissed. But, I laugh when I feel pain. Anyway, we had this big orgy and it was super fun and very memorable. And if it makes me a slut, so be it. Lol

A birthday party and my wife ended up taking care of me , the birthday boy and his son. Cake was good also.

 

[SPORTZDOK]

Bump...

 

[jaysonfrommars_del]

Probably eating the pussy of a relative stranger on a roof deck in NYC at a party

 

[sally_sparrow]

Getting peed on. I loved it.
Also, a 6-way orgy - which was also my first experience with women.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Not sure any are really naughty, but they were fun!!!

got BJ from GF in her family's living room while her mom slept on the couch a few feet away

sex standing naked in the middle of a road in a warm summer rain

BJ in restaurant bathroom at lunch time

GF going down on me while I spoke to my wife on phone (we were both married and very angry at our spouses)

Sunday morning BJ in her Dad's truck on way to get him Sunday papers.

so much road head

GF and I on couch fucking spoon-sideways, luckily with a blanket covering us -- her sister comes home and carries on a conversation with us as we continue slow movements

lots of romping through the woods and pastures with various girls and having sex wherever we felt safe (I still miss outdoor country sex, it's great fun, especially in the sun)

doing GF from behind while she was plastered against hotel window

sex on the roof of NYC high-rise apartment building

BJ while parked on 73rd half a block east of the park (guy walking his dog took a looooong look)

do solo acts count? When I was a young teen (18 of course) I would jerk off anywhere I could -- you couldn't leave me alone in your home (no, I never left a mess) or car or bus or business etc.

a trifecta -- three different women in one weekend