Weird Harold
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For me, the sexiest profession would be whatever a woman that wants to jump my bones does for a living. (provided of course that I want her to jump my bones. <G>)
What is the sexiest profession?
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Hands down (hee hee) it is the rockers and the writers that get to me. All kidding aside I like a well read man with an open mind who is as curious as I am and has a grasp of the absurd. There is something wonderfully sexy about a man who has a passion whether it be fishing or computers. The look on their face as they pursue their interests is very arousing to me. Of course making me laugh is also a way to make me ^^ up.
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Mothers are the sexiest. Watching a woman nuture children just brings out the protector, provider instinct in me or something like that. NO, it's not a Freudian, "You didn't get enough affection from your mother" thing!
Wow. I did not really think this thread would catch on...
For me, like I said in the beignning, a nurse or a librarian.
Nurses just have an air about them that comforts and excites me. And librarians... like Oliver said... with the hair pulled back in a bun - just oozes sexuality.
But, to take a cue from the ladies, I now realize that when I see a female police officer pull somebody over, I just have to slow down and check out her ass between the handcuffs and billyclub. Yeowzah!
For me, like I said in the beignning, a nurse or a librarian.
Nurses just have an air about them that comforts and excites me. And librarians... like Oliver said... with the hair pulled back in a bun - just oozes sexuality.
But, to take a cue from the ladies, I now realize that when I see a female police officer pull somebody over, I just have to slow down and check out her ass between the handcuffs and billyclub. Yeowzah!
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I'm scared shitless of heights, so if you could "get me going" in a plane...you a better man than most!
Enigma777 said:
If you like librarians like that... you have GOT to see "The Mummy!" It is a cheesy B movie but I loved it.
Sort of a mix btw/n the Indiana Movies and Army of Darkness.
I think it came out last year and it has a pretty little librarian type in it.
Where is DCL... I would have thought he would have voted the same way?
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Love librarians -- brains, books and bifocals. Okay, maybe not bifocals, but glasses definitely.
Making someone laugh has enormous sexual power. I can't tell you how many times I walked into a nightclub as if I were invisible, but after a 20 minute stand-up set I could walk through the same bar and...well, you get the idea.
Screwed up actresses were a big turn on for me a long time ago. Jazz dancers, too. Ballet dancers never did it for me back then. In my 20s I was looking for wild, and ballet dancers were too disciplined.
I found a combo actress/dancer once. She was actually an exotic dancer, and somehow picked scene after after that required her to disrobe in class, probably just to show off her collection of matching bras and panties. (Got a lot of good "Sense Memory" out of that class.)
Making someone laugh has enormous sexual power. I can't tell you how many times I walked into a nightclub as if I were invisible, but after a 20 minute stand-up set I could walk through the same bar and...well, you get the idea.
Screwed up actresses were a big turn on for me a long time ago. Jazz dancers, too. Ballet dancers never did it for me back then. In my 20s I was looking for wild, and ballet dancers were too disciplined.
I found a combo actress/dancer once. She was actually an exotic dancer, and somehow picked scene after after that required her to disrobe in class, probably just to show off her collection of matching bras and panties. (Got a lot of good "Sense Memory" out of that class.)
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ohhh it's no contest for me, policemen, firemen, and the ARMY. <g> I swear watching these guys turns me on like no tomorrow, and sometimes I can have an orgasm just from watching
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And what is it about stewardesses? I have taken many flights that have been made better by the ladies in uniform, passing down the aisle, wafting perfume. Then again the stewards, yuch!
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nahhh, definitely looking for the uniforms with the greatest "ass-ets" <g>
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To answer what the sexiest profession would be a Sign Maker I know a very sexy sign maker and I think he is soooo very sexy. You don't need a uniform of anything else for a real turn on just a real man who looks sexy no matter what he is wearing or what he is not wearing to.
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High Peaks I love you
AAAwwwww High Peaks you made my day-and it was one of those days when motherhood felt very unsexy. My little one learned to swim underwater,and got so pre-occupied he almost drowned himself-he squirted pb&j all over his dark blue shirt,which camoflauged it until I picked him up in my lavendar shirt and was pb&j imprinted, then to top it off he opened the fridge and in a Noo Yawk accent accent said,"Where's my freakin' juice momma?" I almost fell over-
I believe that being a Mommy makes me sexy but being a chef makes me passionate-it's a great combo. I can kiss boo-boos all better then tempt a lover with oeufs a la neige in creme anglais....mmmmm
AAAwwwww High Peaks you made my day-and it was one of those days when motherhood felt very unsexy. My little one learned to swim underwater,and got so pre-occupied he almost drowned himself-he squirted pb&j all over his dark blue shirt,which camoflauged it until I picked him up in my lavendar shirt and was pb&j imprinted, then to top it off he opened the fridge and in a Noo Yawk accent accent said,"Where's my freakin' juice momma?" I almost fell over-
I believe that being a Mommy makes me sexy but being a chef makes me passionate-it's a great combo. I can kiss boo-boos all better then tempt a lover with oeufs a la neige in creme anglais....mmmmm
I totally agree with Earthgoddess. I LOVE MOMMYS!! Especially when they are pregnant! The glow a woman gets while pregnant is so dam sexy....GGGRRRRRRR!!!!! You ladies are sexy to begin with, that just adds to it in a way that cannot be duplicated any other way. Moms are very sexy too, what my friends and I call a Yummy Mummy. And when a woman is not afraid to role play my mommy........IM IN LOVE!! Mommys and soon to be mommys are the sexiest.
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Earthgoddess said:
Lol, Glad I could help EG. I know some days are very frustating for my wife. It can be a long day when kids have decided they know best or things just go wrong. There is no escape until I get home and "rescue" her. I love that! Weird huh.
I can almost here you sing "bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan....."
