What is your dick or pussy thinking?

[AZDryHeat]

Well, some female genitalia do have a little class.

 

[AZDryHeat]

Only a woman can tell us dicks to shut up.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

Still waiting for a visitor.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

Has she ever tried a plastic visitor? You might get a surprise

---

If you don't start soon, your bladder is going to say something instead.

She doesn't really like plastic visitors.

 

[NastyNyx]

Pet me

 

[Mtnmike]

More lube please

 

[AnnyMouse28]

They don't always have to come indoors, just circle the doorknob

Can she orgasm from penetrative sex alone?

No she doesn't but she she still misses a cock thrusting inside her.

 

[Taegul]

Oh God Dammit! Not the apple pie yet again. I hope we don't get caught by the mailman again, this is just embarrassing.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

I sometimes miss the weight of a guy on top of me. Why can't you find a nice guy to fall in love with? He'd be lucky to find you... and her

Thank you.
I’ve been trying. I’m seriously thinking there is something wrong with me, that I’m just not aware of. I’m not an ogre, I know that. I meet a guy online recently (not here). We had what I thought was a great connection. We chatted for hours in the evenings for a week. We had one date. The chatting became less and then nothing. I asked what was up and he he feed me a line about focusing on his kids right. YET he is still in the active on the site, so obviously that was a lie. I’m about to just give up and accept being single and sexless for the rest of my life.

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Hey, she's sexy, looks like she wants you. What's the problem?

 

[Mei5ter]

It's the Fourth of July - shouldn't you wave your Old Glory about?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I just need some strumming time

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

It's the Fourth of July - shouldn't you wave your Old Glory about?

Waits patiently... 👁👁

 

[ydahecnot]

I just need some strumming time

You play guitar?

 

[AmberLGreen]

You play guitar?

Would you like a performance

 

[Jm19]

Well if your offering it would be rude to say no.

 

[ydahecnot]

Would you like a performance

“Hey, mothership, it’s concert time!”

 

[cosycock]

'Let me out!'

 

[hairball18]

At least the last time I was in the dark I was happy.

 

[HotBrand]

"You know every time you try to move past your carpentry tools?

You know how carefully you try and edge past so you don't knock them over?

You know how you'll knock sawdust everywhere if you knock them over?

Yeah, that was me who just knocked them over.

I'm a dick. Sue me."

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

Enough with the jelly and rubber wannabees! How about one that's made from the real shit?

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Can you find a female to give you a helping hand?

 

[ThinkWrite]

“All these years I thought we made decisions together…and now YOU decided to take the summer off from dating, TF? Good luck next time you have to pee in a crowded stadium bathroom.”

 

[hotwords229_A]

"You know every time you try to move past your carpentry tools?

You know how carefully you try and edge past so you don't knock them over?

You know how you'll knock sawdust everywhere if you knock them over?

Yeah, that was me who just knocked them over.

I'm a dick. Sue me."

Dude, stay away from the table saw!!!

 

[innocntplay]

I wish she wanted to see me as much as I want to see hers.....
Innocent thoughts as the beautiful Asian neighbor squats next to her garden.
Personally, I think she would like it. I'm so horny I want her husband to watch....