What is your dick or pussy thinking?

[AnnyMouse28]

That was nice. Too bad we won't get to do that again anytime soon.

 

[Xerxes82]

I'm going to move someplace with more nightlife.

 

[ydahecnot]

“Yeah, I woke up eager. Got a problem with that?”

 

[Xerxes82]

Yeah, that one. That one right there. No, not that one, the other one. On the left!

 

[Crankbait88]

Hey buddy, when is this going to happen?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I could really go for a slap right about now.

 

[ydahecnot]

“Doggy style? ARFARF!”

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

"If you MUST masturbate, please don't do it in the shower again. I swear I was going to drown last time!"

 

[Shenanigans90]

I’m tired of hanging around a couple of nuts and a asshole all of the time.

 

[LizVegas79]

Wear your Lovesense to work tonight and show that new cocktail waitress how to download the controller app

 

[ydahecnot]

“Hey, mothership, did you read that? Get to imagining!”

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

This one? No. That one? No. Well what about..? No!

 

[DesmondinExile]

I know I haven't changed, but I do look better since working out.

 

[LizVegas79]

This one? No. That one? No. Well what about..? No!

LOL - that really is how you guys think isn't it?

 

[Mattentive]

What is the meaning of life.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I had that one last night, could I have the twin tonight?

 

[Taegul]

Oh God, not another watermelon! I hope this one is seedless at least.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Alright, what are you going to push me into today?

 

[Mattentive]

Testicles are comfy.

 

[Texastuffbbc]

Hey buddy. Thanks for wearing loose seats today and going commando.

 

[BongoGal]

"We used to have friends. Now it's just you and me. Us."

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

"You need to dust me off"

 

[LikeableMe]

Have you forgotten me?

 

[FranklyFrank]

Remember what we did in Hawaii last month? Yeah....need more of that! Stat!

 

[Twistedkink]

Don’t touch me, I’m feeling abused.