What is your dick or pussy thinking?

[mellowyellows]

You haven’t used me in a while……WTH?

 

[AnnyMouse28]

When do we get to do that again?

 

[Shenanigans90]

I’m sore, can you soak me in cider?

 

[mynameisben]

It doesn't say anything. It just stands up all night and howls at the moon.


Ben

 

[Twistedkink]

Can you give me a hand!?

 

[Mattentive]

I'm scared of the dark.

 

[HeavyBalls]

COVID has caused a hell of a fucking dry spell.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Touch me now

 

[mnbreastluver]

I use to able to lift a 30lb dumbbell. What happened?

 

[Wageslave]

Will I ever be used again?

 

[hotcpu]

My Lover needs to be here ... Yesterday.

 

[AZDryHeat]

I make all the decisions. Not my dick. (At least most of the time.)

 

[LikeableMe]

“You said you were going to play with me...”

 

[Tampafel]

Wheeeeeeeeeee!

 

[sally_sparrow]

Play with me

 

[AZDryHeat]

“You said you were going to play with me...”

You still feel like playing with someone?

 

[2021Noobie]

It’s dead
No thought

 

[Twistedkink]

I’d like to take a dip!

 

[Mtnmike]

“You said you were going to play with me...”

Lol, i like this one.

 

[Taegul]

It's been a long time since I last wore a hat.

 

[Jake069258]

Must be going through a growth spurt right now

 

[Mtnmike]

Told you, if you keep beating me, one day I lay down & die on you.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Im hungdry just feeed me anything

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Bro. Is this a “grumpy old men” situation, or are we gonna fuck around a bit?

 

[Shenanigans90]

Our theme song should be Ted Nugent’s Stranglehold.