What is your dick or pussy thinking?

[pumaman23]

You know, I really am enjoying this new underwear. I should probably spread the good news.

 

[Taegul]

I'm so tense. I could use another massage.

 

[Mattentive]

My raincoat is two years out of date.

 

[HornyJunkMail]

I feel like one of those old cannons seen on the deck of 18th century warships. Last fired in 1786.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

That's not how you treat a lady.

 

[Dirtydave1974]

Not now, I have a headache.

 

[Mattentive]

I hope he sleeps on his back tonight because I want to get up early and watch the sunrise.

 

[JPReads]

Dude try harder it's cold over here

 

[LovelyLadyLicker]

That's right, take it. I know you can handle it

 

[Texastuffbbc]

Who wants to pull down his briefs. Lol

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Exactly the same as the rest of my body.... too damn hot!

 

[MrZeno]

Time to eat.

 

[Corbal]

2 liter soda bottle….or, no?

 

[Dionysian Beast]

I don't believe there's much thinking involved.

 

[Handydan]

I need to get out more often.

 

[Handydan]

2 liter soda bottle….or, no?

I'd love to see that!

 

[ShaneoD]

2 liter soda bottle….or, no?

We need a "watch this comment" feature, my guess is water but who knows

 

[Corbal]

I'd love to see that!

Me too.

Bend over.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I may never see dick again. Oh well!

 

[Codeman93]

He likes to be watched

 

[smtst5]

Remember me?

 

[JPReads]

Yo I can help you sleep!

 

[Anastasia1999]

Jesus, not that fecking bicycle saddle in this heat again

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

It's thinking about going back roading

 

[WSM98]

Why the fuck do I have to endure this every month? At least sedate me for 6 days.