What is your dick or pussy thinking?

[Taegul]

I need to start doing yoga.

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

My pussy to me: "Did you know that cobwebs can become permanently affixed to a surface?"

 

[hairball18]

Can you please take care of that callous on your hand.

 

[goodguy7745]

I'm lonely

You have company. Wife deceased. Most online dating crappy.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Thanks. I needed that.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm in the mood for a little spelunking.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You need to rub me - with purpose - very soon...

 

[BongoGal]

Idle hands are the devil's workshop.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

This isn’t how I thought I’d spent my birthday weekend.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

This isn’t how I thought I’d spent my birthday weekend.

Happy Birthday (weekend)!

 

[MsNatalie99]

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[ydahecnot]

“I hope I didn’t used to look like a banana slug”

 

[Shenanigans90]

 

[Misshotndeep]

Is it sleep time yet?

 

[ydahecnot]

“It’ll be worth the wait.”

 

[Apisto42]

“I can fit in there.”

 

[AmberLGreen]

Stop the fucking torment and touch me already!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Yesterday it was thinking "Go down, please for the love of God, give it a rest!"

Today it's thinking "I haven't had a nap like this for a while."

 

[Frankjba1]

Time to get in shape for the summer

 

[HornyJunkMail]

She's nearby, I wake up. Nothing happens! Fine I'll go back to sleep. Again!

 

[Mtnmike]

She's nearby, I wake up. Nothing happens! Fine I'll go back to sleep. Again!

Yeap just what mine says everyday.

 

[Trubbycat]

Cobwebs... cobwebs everywhere...

 

[BongoGal]

Mine keeps asking, "Are we on strike or something?"

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

"You're taking this abstinence thing to cult-like levels!"

 

[AnnyMouse28]

Is that really any better than no sex?