What is your dick or pussy thinking?

[ScarletsUniversityLife]

Gimme Gimme Gimme A Man After Midnight

 

[JPReads]

Why the fuck do I have to endure this every month? At least sedate me for 6 days.

It is moments like this where male privledge is fucking real.

 

[Ingenue844]

I throb for cut jawlines.

 

[WSM98]

It is moments like this where male privledge is fucking real.

Hmm...and outside of those moments? You think it's not real? Gotta ask.

 

[JPReads]

Hmm...and outside of those moments? You think it's not real? Gotta ask.

Oh no, it is for sure real, but let's face it our ability to not be self aware at times is astronomically bad.

 

[WSM98]

Oh no, it is for sure real, but let's face it our ability to not be self aware at times is astronomically bad.

Pass.
You passed on this night. You may continue.

 

[JPReads]

Pass.
You passed on this night. You may continue.

Whew

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

It's thinking about going back roading

But not mudding..

 

[Dawggyworld]

Why you gonna beat me again what I do

 

[Orchidea73]

Don't even bother. lol

 

[Misshotndeep]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/wFzZ9zcvYKdws/giphy.gif?cid=5e2148860ys0c9timdqjz2p376ngnfzezl1zv5g2bny5egm9&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Taegul]

https://cdn.afterdawn.fi/v3/news/original/soronery.jpg

He's been watching Team America again...

 

[smtst5]

Let me out!

 

[AnnyMouse28]

Woah. That penis is bright green.

 

[n8Romantic]

Noooobodddeee nose de trubble i seeeed.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Three fucking weeks woman. Did you fingers fell off?

 

[_Ritch_]

He's thinking he needs a rest. Two epic orgasms in quick succession have left quite a mess.

 

[Misshotndeep]

What do you mean we are going on a self date? You shaved and put on make-up? Wtf??? I so hate you right now.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You need to dust me off...

 

[RestlessBob53]

I need to plunge deep inside a warm, wet, and hopefully hairy pussy. I need it so bad.

 

[hotcpu]

Dude, you need a better workout regime ...

 

[FranklyFrank]

If I let my dick do all the thinking, we'd never get out of bed!

 

[Trubbycat]

Hello? Hello? Anyone?

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Wanking, is not the capital of a large asian country.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

Am I that scary?