Violetvixen1
Vocally inclined
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Mistaking a complete stranger for an old friend and confusing him greatly 
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Lady2020
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Too many to remember.
Indie
Literotica Guru
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And it was glorious
Lindi37
In the shadows
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Knowing how incredibly cringe worthy many non lit moments have been over the years, I too am 100% sure that I will either embarrass the fuck outta myself or royally fuck someone off. Stay tuned
Taegul
MAFTA, Fatherfuckers
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Inorite? I mean, accidentally outing my true identity that one time was definitely an oops moment. But so what if people know I'm really Brad Pitt IRL? I guarantee I can up my embarrassment game well above that minor transgression.
Lindi37
In the shadows
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I knew there was a reason I don’t like you
Taegul
MAFTA, Fatherfuckers
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Aw come on, be nice. Don't make me send Matt Damon over there because that crazy bastard will go full Jason Bourne mode and shit. You've been warned.I knew there was a reason I don’t like you
Lindi37
In the shadows
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See now there’s a man I could sink my teeth into
Taegul
MAFTA, Fatherfuckers
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Lindi37
In the shadows
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I am talking to a friend via vocaroo and am pottering in the background. I have opened the dishwasher so there’s a substantial draining sound, anyway, my reply message is the other person (sounding both shocked and amused) asking if we’d moved to the level of our friendship where I could pee while talking to them 
FML, I think they think that I was lying when I said it was my dishwasher. Lit mods… how do I delete my account?
FML, I think they think that I was lying when I said it was my dishwasher. Lit mods… how do I delete my account?
Whiskeyjack
Expert Doomscroller
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I've been married 17 years and my wife and I are still not at that level of friendship.I am talking to a friend via vocaroo and am pottering in the background. I have opened the dishwasher so there’s a substantial draining sound, anyway, my reply message is the other person (sounding both shocked and amused) asking if we’d moved to the level of our friendship where I could pee while talking to them
FML, I think they think that I was lying when I said it was my dishwasher. Lit mods… how do I delete my account?
You are correct to be horrified.
MrsPassion
Chaotic Good
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That time I admitted to watching pineapple themed porn, cause I responded to something I wasn’t tagged in being overzealous.
ashesatwork
Single not to mingle
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Bahahahahahahaha 18 years. And I finally had a moment.
LadyLascivious1
Sometimes here
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Generally the best way to make great connections is to post in the forum, engage with people, and let everyone see your personality a bit. Whether you meet someone directly in the forum, someone sees your personal ad and reads through your posts to get a better sense of you, or you just make friends to start with it will likely produce more satisfying results and Lit experience.Bumping my post in the personals, because I thought someone might be interested
Unsolicited, but hopefully helpful
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muddler35
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Just echoing @LadyLascivious1 If you be yourself, the right people find you.Generally the best way to make great connections is to post in the forum, engage with people, and let everyone see your personality a bit. Whether you meet someone directly in the forum, someone sees your personal ad and reads through your posts to get a better sense of you, or you just make friends to start with it will likely produce more satisfying results and Lit experience.
Unsolicited, but hopefully helpful
NRJLIVES4ever
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
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That time I created a fake wife and killed her off then came back and was like "She really loved you guys, this isn't at all weird, creepy bullshit that I have going on. Please believe me."
LaisDeMarieDeFrance
His princess
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That whole Bambi thing was pretty embarrassing.
Fingerfuxs
Demisexual Sadist
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Being overly mean to thirsty Litmen when they were standing in line for hugs , kisses , gropes ect. Ect
my bad , sorry not sorry lol
my bad , sorry not sorry lol
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muddler35
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The other day, my girlfriend (hate that word) and I tried to Skype call each other at the exact same time. My phone, laptop, and tablet were all going off. I couldn’t answer any of them because I was trying to call her. I had a little panic attack because everything was ringing. I meant to text her “WTF?????”, but in my confusion, I posted it on a thread instead of a text.
@SixShooter14, who is among the best people here, immediately posted under me. “You okay man?” He was genuinely concerned. I had to explain that, yes I’m fine, just not very smart.
Gf is still laughing at me.
@SixShooter14, who is among the best people here, immediately posted under me. “You okay man?” He was genuinely concerned. I had to explain that, yes I’m fine, just not very smart.
Gf is still laughing at me.
JackKingOff
Massage Therapist
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Sadly I am not very good at being funny. Find myself in unwanted situations or threads often
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muddler35
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I’m not good at being funny either. I just stumble back-asswards into it. Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. Best thing ever.
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