What is your most embarrassing lit moment?

[drobert44]

When I got bitched out for putting pics on Coffee Klatch...........I got it! No mas.

 

[drobert44]

With swollen testicles and a tube in your penis because you can't pee without it? Fun. I can put that tube in too

Awwwwww Muse, so ready to help out!

 

[beachbaby179]

Can someone please explain why phones don't come with a breathalyzer attachment that prevents you from calling/texting people when you're drunk out of your gourd? Dammit!

Patent one. It would be a best seller and you could retire tomorrow!

 

[Lady_Libra_]

So far doing battle of the sexes wrong. Sorry to those who noticed
I’ll keep out of that thread.

 

[muddler35]

So far doing battle of the sexes wrong. Sorry to those who noticed
I’ll keep out of that thread.

There are people, myself included, that have been playing battle for years and still screw it up sometimes. @jasonmason always fixes it, don’t worry about making a mistake there.

 

[JerseyJade]

So far doing battle of the sexes wrong. Sorry to those who noticed
I’ll keep out of that thread.

No, you need to keep playing so you can kick @muddler35's butt. Don't disappoint me.

 

[GoodBoy4Ever]

Mine was recently in Lit Chat. I was RPing a story with a young woman, and she tells me out of character I am being too nice. I apologized that I wasn't more forward, but she continued to dig into me about wasting her time. Then she hits me with, "I should have guessed you were a sub."

I have written all different rolls, but for some reason this got to me. I just logged off chat after that. Still a bit embarrassed.

 

[muddler35]

Holy Cats! This one is not lightheaded and fun. This is truly embarrassing.

My Girl and I have a standing Friday night Skype date. On Friday night, her doggo (which she loves way more than me) had to go to the emergency vet. Everything was okay. She was able to bring puppy home. Baby was, of course, very anxious. We stayed up all night just talking. It was pretty wonderful.

She Skyped me last night so we could have a do-over for not having our romantic Friday night date.

Things started getting hotted up. . She is the sexiest woman in the world.

Right when things were getting really interesting and fun…..

I fucking fell asleep.

I’m the worst boyfriend in the history of the universe. I’m so sorry Cookie. Thank you for putting up with me, although I’ll never understand why you do.

Sweet part

I woke up shortly after and we were still on Skype, but she was asleep. I hung up and tried to call her back to wake her up. When we finally reconnected this morning, the only thing that bothered her was that we didn’t wake up together.

I fucking adore you Little One, but you should consider finding a better boyfriend.

#DON’T!

 

[Pad_Foot]

Luckily? I can't think of one right now.
I'm sure I sent at least one note that I should have held back.
I'm sure I lost at least one perspective friend by being too? Me??

 

[Filipinawife]

Finding out I was chatting to a guy I actually knew

 

[Pad_Foot]

Humph! Finding out a woman I chatted with knew me, without me knowing I knew her??
NAW.. couldn't be me!

 

[_Ritch_]

I've had a few embarrassing moments under my other Lit name - Wonky. However under this name it is impossible to do anything embarrassing as I'm simply perfect *cough*

 

[PenetratingIntelligence]

A play partner and I agreed to swap emails for the purposes of writing longer play scenes. Out of habit, I fired off my actual email rather than my burner, complete with first and last name.

It was suboptimal.

 

[Cindy027]

Chatting intimately to a woman who turned out to be a man pretending! oops!!

Haha, I was wondering if it ever worked that way around. Do you want to know how many guys pretend to be lesbian or bi so they can chat with with the women here. I won’t go into details but suffice to say I was caught out many times. A lot was just innocent chat and then some weren’t . The issue is not wanting to interrogate the person straight up so it meanders along until they slip up. Hard as it is to believe guys but not all chats are sexual .

 

[Wildfly11]

Finding out I was chatting to a guy I actually knew

Very interesting...

 

[MrsPassion]

Not realizing I bungled up one of the abc threads

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Not realizing I bungled up one of the abc threads

That is a very mild one, so if that’s it then you’ve gotten off easy. Congrats!

 

[MrsPassion]

That is a very mild one, so if that’s it then you’ve gotten off easy. Congrats!

Why thank you lol! I’m still a lil wet behind the ears as far as having an official presence here goes. Trust me, I will in fact embarrass myself further at some point. It’s inevitable with my personality

 

[Lmizzler]

On several different threads in the Playground I missed the context or the game and have definitely botched up several ABCs or other various games. Only to realize later

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This is my normal level of cringe...

I had a brief friendly chat with a guy i had a little crush on. All of a sudden he said something that super turned me on (i dont even think it was the intended effect). I sent him a weird emoticon face as a reaction because i didn't know what to say and never talked to him in PM again.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I don't think I have a particular moment. But there are times when I just jump into a thread without properly reading the room first. That can often be unpleasantly awkward.

 

[default24]

I once posted a picture of my butthole. Live and learn

 

[AmberLGreen]

I once posted a picture of my butthole. Live and learn

As long as it wasn’t taken in a mirror with toothpaste smears on it, then you are probably ok

 

[default24]

As long as it wasn’t taken in a mirror with toothpaste smears on it, then you are probably ok

Yeahhhh... toothpaste smears, that's it!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I once posted a picture of my butthole. Live and learn

Live and learn? Was this like a lunch and learn? Maybe like a Ted Talk?