MindYaBitness
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Dropped a hammer on my toe
What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3
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MindYaBitness
🤓 Dork w/Nice Boobs
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You might want clarify the age of said daughter before every vag in this forum dries & then reports you.
MidwestPrincess23
screw the halo
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thank you for putting into words what I couldn't!
Qky75
Box works both ways
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Like hammertoe?!? I thought that was something different. Don't try trigger finger then....or stinky finger
JulioGomez
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Yup not to worry she’s 20
JustAnotherFlower
In The Garden
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Donut farting in her sleep... she's sleeping on my lap. 
Qky75
Box works both ways
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Pet farts are THE WORST. .....at least I hope donut is a petDonut farting in her sleep... she's sleeping on my lap.
Xerxes82
Not here for you
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Many, many years ago I dated a girl whose family dog was a huge troll. She'd run into the room, tongue lolling, look right at you and then let 'er rip with a loud and lethal gas attack.Donut farting in her sleep... she's sleeping on my lap.
JustAnotherFlower
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Yep, she's actually on the Face thread!
Miss Donut likes to either drop them when stretching or while sleeping. And since I am her emotional support human... she parts on me.
Girly_girl
~His babydoll~
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Seeing a video of a dog tied to a tree on a highway in Florida as the hurricane s approaching. What the fuck is wrong with people.
MidwestPrincess23
screw the halo
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That is terrible! Why???????Seeing a video of a dog tied to a tree on a highway in Florida as the hurricane s approaching. What the fuck is wrong with people.
Shenanigans90
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Life, it’s so incredibly unfair at times.
MissMaidenMinx
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Being told I am in hospital for another night
Girly_girl
~His babydoll~
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I wish I knew. A state trooper saw him from the road and rescued him, he’s safe.
Wand3rlust
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Missing my train
DeerTrace118
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People nowadays don’t give two shits about anyone else. I’m more surprised in today’s world when I see people actually do the right thing.
JustAnotherFlower
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"Why are you honkin'?"
"I have big boobs and short arms!!"
"What does that have..."
"I'm trying to clean the windshield!!!"
"I have big boobs and short arms!!"
"What does that have..."
"I'm trying to clean the windshield!!!"
barefootgirl69
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Gas stations should have those long sticks like truck drivers use to clean windshields!"Why are you honkin'?"
"I have big boobs and short arms!!"
"What does that have..."
"I'm trying to clean the windshield!!!"
Not all of us are 5'7" and have more arms and less boobs!
Don't even talk to me about tables to eat at. I still want a booster seat!!
JustAnotherFlower
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I can get the passenger side with no problem, but the driver side is a different story. Whole neighborhood got to hear my attempts..
Whiskeyjack
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Apparently, if you live on the north side of town (and just about everywhere else in north/central Jersey), you got to see the Northern lights earlier tonight.
Guess who lives on the south side of town and just got to enjoy the usual glow from the lights at the train station.
Guess who lives on the south side of town and just got to enjoy the usual glow from the lights at the train station.
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