What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

FUCK... I turned the coffee grinder on with out installing the receptacle that catches the ground coffee, FUCK.... what a fucking mess... FUCK, FUCK, FUCK.... THERE I SAID IT AGAIN.....
Don't feel badly...a couple of years ago I, in a zombie-like state, dumped 10 scoops of coffee into the WATER TANK of the coffee maker. What a fucking faff that was.

OK, my turn...insomnia at 2:30 am and I have to get up at 5:15 for work. FUCK!
 
The whip cream in a can (don’t judge me, yes I know you can easily whip cream) I went to spray some in my hot cocoa and apparently it was partially clogged. It shot in a weird line all the way across my kitchen on the floor. Looked like snow. And I am always careful to clean the nozzle before I put it back in the fridge. So I had to clean up that mess then get a tooth pick and clean it out more. 😣🙄
 
The whip cream in a can (don’t judge me, yes I know you can easily whip cream) I went to spray some in my hot cocoa and apparently it was partially clogged. It shot in a weird line all the way across my kitchen on the floor. Looked like snow. And I am always careful to clean the nozzle before I put it back in the fridge. So I had to clean up that mess then get a tooth pick and clean it out more. 😣🙄
Made you have to work for that cream.
 
Not sleeping well last night due to overtiredness and alcohol. And then having leg cramps at 5:30am so I had to get up and move around for a while. So I ended up downstairs at 5:30am having a cup of green tea while the rest of the house slept til 8am.
 
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