What made you smile or laugh today? Part IV

[JonBHappy]

Ah, cheeky shower shots!


Seeing and hearing messages of hope and peace today, "how sweet the sound"

 

[soltiera]

Amanda Gorman

 

[seela]

Duolingo progress quiz. 30% of the course completed and 30% of the course mastered. It’s the first time my completion and mastery percentages match.

 

[JonBHappy]

Amanda Gorman

Absolutely!

 

[Acktion]

Goop selling vagina candles that, apparently, literally explode.
Some marketing ideas are just really that bad.

Imagining if this was a candle that smelled like ass.

And, when it was lit...

https://worstofehow.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/lighting-a-fart-on-fire.jpg

Y-e-e-a-a-h. Some marketing ideas are best left unexplored.

https://www.askideas.com/media/35/Shocked-Face-Dog-Funny-Picture.jpg

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

There're some cracking posts out there about this. Susie Dent's Word of the Day is 'exsibilate' (17th century) - to hiss a poor performer off the stage.
And Nigella's recipe of the day is Bitter Orange Tart.

Smiles today at early morning messages, shower shots and the skirt I'm making finally fitting

Beautiful. I am so gonna use exsibilate at the next funeral I attend, when funerals are in again.

How does one make bitter orange tart? Tell everyone loudly that you have everything you need and many people are saying it’s gonna be the best dessert in history, but in the end, storm the pantry and add sour grapes?

 

[soltiera]

This comment on a Politico post: "Antigua is rioting in Seattle and Portland Wednesday evening against joe biden we need a trump told you so meme/gif"

Uhm...Antigua, please stand down.

 

[Huff76]

How does one make bitter orange tart? Tell everyone loudly that you have everything you need and many people are saying it’s gonna be the best dessert in history, but in the end, storm the pantry and add sour grapes?

I'm so glad I didn't have anything in my mouth when I read this, I'd have spat it all over my laptop!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I'm so glad I didn't have anything in my mouth when I read this, I'd have spat it all over my laptop!

Oh! I forgot to add the last steps:
- Chop and discard democratic institutions (this isn’t needed for the actual tart, it’s just fun.)
- Bake over raging bonfire of environmental protections until crust is hardened against future generations.
- Apply golden tangerine spray tan (you or the tart) and top with the whipped passions of gullible followers.
- Optional side: melting vanilla ice sheets and festive delivery to table by tank parade.
- Serves 6-8 years in state penitentiary for sexual assault and tax fraud.

 

[twister947]

Oh! I forgot to add the last steps:
- Chop and discard democratic institutions (this isn’t needed for the actual tart, it’s just fun.)
- Bake over raging bonfire of environmental protections until crust is hardened against future generations.
- Apply golden tangerine spray tan (you or the tart) and top with the whipped passions of gullible followers.
- Optional side: melting vanilla ice sheets and festive delivery to table by tank parade.
- Serves 6-8 years in state penitentiary for sexual assault and tax fraud.

One can only hope.

 

[Huff76]

Oh! I forgot to add the last steps:
- Chop and discard democratic institutions (this isn’t needed for the actual tart, it’s just fun.)
- Bake over raging bonfire of environmental protections until crust is hardened against future generations.
- Apply golden tangerine spray tan (you or the tart) and top with the whipped passions of gullible followers.
- Optional side: melting vanilla ice sheets and festive delivery to table by tank parade.
- Serves 6-8 years in state penitentiary for sexual assault and tax fraud.

You do make me laugh. That last one would be like adding whipped cream, chocolate sauce, chopped nuts and cherries to my pudding

 

[Acktion]

Roswell

Izobel: "How long have I been out?"

Evans: "Well... Taylor Swift is president."

Izobel: "Oh, good. At least someone less dramatic."

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/bf/04/df/bf04df634aed7d96447899dccc49e51f.jpg

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And then there was a friend telling me that her new meds are working a little too good. She found herself bopping down the road singing along with the radio. And then realized she was singing along to truly awful music.

"You've got good taste. How bad could it be?" I asked.

"It was Justin Beiber."

(long pause)

"What the everloving fuck were you doing listening to Beiber?!"

"I told you the new anxiety meds were working a little too good."

 

[Lady2020]

Bernie Sanders memes.

 

[seela]

Owen's parsnips.

 

[Huff76]

Oddly enough, being told 'fuck off' made me laugh my ass off

 

[Little_Horny_Redhead]

Our 9 month old pup experiencing snow for the first time

 

[MeekMe]

I’m definitely still healing, but I feel like things are healing really well so I’m going to take a moment to be happy about my body being in relatively healthy shape. Or at least it’s good at healing.

 

[Orchidea73]

Watching my dog sleep. The bandit looks so innocent when sleeping and that always makes me smile.

 

[Orchidea73]

SB and her dream.

 

[gracie920101]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/aae826ab7558ad25e4cd37be5476909c/85717e9f9762d50f-57/s400x600/e74bfce1e8bc316a19d1bbcfd88c331d1ce462a6.gifv

 

[seela]

Bird singing!!!

There’s hope now, spring will come eventually.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

In the text of a report on a post: “I don’t even know what to say here.” And yes, I agree 100%.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Getting the date for my second vaccine.

My oldest is getting the first dose next week.

 

[Acktion]

https://am21.mediaite.com/tms/cnt/uploads/2010/12/do-or-do-not.jpeg

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Which one?

Pfizer. You?