What made you smile or laugh today? Part IV

[Fingerfuxs]

Thunder Force , Melissa McCarthy

 

[seela]

Red nails, high heels, blue sky, crocuses.

 

[IrisAlthea]

A really good friend calling right when I needed it.

 

[gracie920101]

Watching a local feral Cat lick water off the hood of my car after a rain.

This same cat was lying beside the outside water bowl as said rain passed though.

 

[Zionisacat]

Watching a local feral Cat lick water off the hood of my car after a rain.

This same cat was lying beside the outside water bowl as said rain passed though.

Cats do the darnedest things.
We spent $20 on a fountain so ours could have fresh water. Didn't use it. Spent another $50 on a fancy one. Didn't use it. He now (quite happily) drinks from the toilet bowl.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Cats do the darnedest things.
We spent $20 on a fountain so ours could have fresh water. Didn't use it. Spent another $50 on a fancy one. Didn't use it. He now (quite happily) drinks from the toilet bowl.

My dog's favourite way to hydrate was licking water off my legs after I'd showered.

 

[seela]

I’m currently on a work call, and someone keeps telling me that I have to “dick deeper” instead of “dig deeper”.

Don’t mind if I do!

 

[twister947]

My dog's favourite way to hydrate was licking water off my legs after I'd showered.

Animals prefer fresh water. That means well oxygenated. Frequently that means the toilet water is the freshest in the house. I had 2 water dishes for my cats...every day, they got a clean dish and fresh water.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Animals prefer fresh water. That means well oxygenated. Frequently that means the toilet water is the freshest in the house. I had 2 water dishes for my cats...every day, they got a clean dish and fresh water.

We have a circulating filtered water fountain, but they prefer just about anything else. Favourite though is to have me run the tap so they can drink directly from that.

 

[seela]

Solving a problem. Ahh, the excellent high of that will keep me running for a while.

 

[seela]

Came across the Secretary of State in the stairs. I was going down, he was coming up looking busy and carrying four huge cinnamon buns. I said hi and he...

“No judging, it’s my lunch!”

Cracked me up alright.

As if I’d ever judge anyone for eating cinnamon buns, duh.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Came across the Secretary of State in the stairs. I was going down, he was coming up looking busy and carrying four huge cinnamon buns. I said hi and he...

“No judging, it’s my lunch!”

Cracked me up alright.

As if I’d ever judge anyone for eating cinnamon buns, duh.

I (royally) judge that he has good taste in baked goods.

 

[BadAmy]

The good morning I got

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I (royally) judge that he has good taste in baked goods.

I royally concur!

 

[twister947]

Four?

 

[lanceGibs]

:now wondering four of what are meant:
:also wondering if i need to know:

Two bad girls

 

[twister947]

:now wondering four of what are meant:
:also wondering if i need to know:

Cinnamon buns.

 

[twister947]

silly me as i tried to make royal sense of it

 

[seela]

I (royally) judge that he has good taste in baked goods.

True. I've had a serious craving ever since I saw his buns. (*ba-dum-tsh*)

Four?

Sometimes one just isn't enough.

I quickly compared a US recipe I found online for cinnamon rolls to the standard recipe that I use, and for the same amount of liquid (1 cup) I use less than half of the amount of sugar and less butter in the dough, in the filling I'd use about half of the amount of sugar and less butter and our cinnamon buns aren't iced like US cinnamon rolls are. So they're not as rich or sickly sweet as you're imagining.

Four is still a lot, though. I doubt they were all for him, he's a funny guy.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Cinnamon buns.

Never enough!

True. I've had a serious craving ever since I saw his buns. (*ba-dum-tsh*)



Sometimes one just isn't enough.

I quickly compared a US recipe I found online for cinnamon rolls to the standard recipe that I use, and for the same amount of liquid (1 cup) I use less than half of the amount of sugar and less butter in the dough, in the filling I'd use about half of the amount of sugar and less butter and our cinnamon buns aren't iced like US cinnamon rolls are. So they're not as rich or sickly sweet as you're imagining.

Four is still a lot, though. I doubt they were all for him, he's a funny guy.

Yep.
We have these american coffe places here and the cinnamon buns there are about the size of a baby head. One of those is lunch. The scandinavian version is less of a challenge.

 

[MeekMe]

Seeing having kids referred to as “fuck trophies”

 

[wicked woman]

Being referred to as passive aggressive. Heck, I was just being polite. I do wish the wife well but as for what I wish him, if he considered the help being offered as roasting, lambasting and bullying, God knows what he'd think of what I'd really like to wish him. We all know the saying, if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything. Well that's officially being passive aggressive now.

As for being royalty, I think my 7 posts in the first 3 months of 2021 means that crown is mine!

 

[wicked woman]

.....

 

[MeekMe]

Male culture.

I think you mean toxic masculinity you sad, pathetic imbecile. You view women as objects and it’s so blatantly obvious.

How many times have we seen this play out? Is every bullshit journal posting the same person? They ALL sound very similar and end in the same way. Crying they’re attacked by the mean, awful women here.

You should have opened a blog meant for blogging and journaling. Instead, you posted a thinly veiled cry for attention as a “journal” on an erotic stories board. I’m starting to wonder if the wife and kids is real or if this is just the elaborate fantasies of a man who can only think with his penis. I’m betting penis.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I seem to have missed something. That happens a lot...

Stumbled on to this today...Lawrence Welk Show, 1971, One Toke Over the Line

One Toke Over the Line

Play that Funky Music, white boys...