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That'll teach him. At least wait until you're in the middle of the act before you fall asleep.
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That'll teach him. At least wait until you're in the middle of the act before you fall asleep.
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That'll teach him. At least wait until you're in the middle of the act before you fall asleep.
I think they buried the lede though, as the story went on to include this related anecdote:
and in my book, that both women bought their incendiary materials at the same gas station is pretty remarkable.
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Remembering Anna Madrigal.
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I think they buried the lede though, as the story went on to include this related anecdote:
and in my book, that both women bought their incendiary materials at the same gas station is pretty remarkable.
LOL that guy is either very brave or very stupid. I'm guessing the latter. You don't send the girlfriend home and let the other stay. It's either the girlfriend or both stay. He's lucky it was just his house that got burnt down.
Since it was the same gas station, wondering if it was the same guy.
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Thank you! (Who doesn’t want to be known for having stones?)
Ohhh yes, I recall now. When you posted your BDSM test score results, you were 100% sadist.
Oh, noble Adirondack chair, running free in your natural haven of deep woods and sun-kissed evening lakesides, you are a wonder to behold. Only when you are captured, hauled away and tortured for hours in labs by “scientists” looking to extract your secrets for blood money, do you bellow in pain and humiliation.
Oh, crucified savior seat! Look what they have done to you! Your Frankenfossilfuel dead eyes, flimsy legs and unnatural colors, your dignity stacked on hot pavement for the discount slaughter, as they gamble for your clothes and eye six-burner gas grills with great lust.
Hear me, noble chair! I will kill thee, out of mercy, if I have the chance.
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LOL
Especially when they are burning hot.
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Well, if it’s the kidney- or gallstone kind, I’d rather not make them my claim to fame.
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Agreed, those most certainly do not rock.
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Oh wow, I love a good meatball sub!
Also, that is hilarious!
Also, that is hilarious!
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Eating Italian Food with my Father today and having a lovely conversation with him about different topics. The waitress was very sweet and I enjoyed talking to her. So today was a lovely day!!
So today was a lovely day!!
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A new bedframe!
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The #notformen hashtag.
Part of me wants to glue a bunch of them together and make a 45-headed hydra.
Part of me wants to glue a bunch of them together and make a 45-headed hydra.
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Hummingbird wars.
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I'm going to Colorado for a week to see my bestie from HS.
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Iris: *showing bandaid, making happy noice about getting the first covid shot*
Child: You’re just like the kids getting vaccinated at school. *teenage
*Husband: Does this mean I should punch her arm then, because that’s what I remember doing back then.
Child: I wouldn’t. It’s not researched enough and you might crack the chip.
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Dammmmn. That is truly scary. I can’t lose a round of tic-tac-toe in 20 minutes.
Iris: *showing bandaid, making happy noice about getting the first covid shot*
Child: You’re just like the kids getting vaccinated at school. *teenage
Husband: Does this mean I should punch her arm then, because that’s what I remember doing back then.
Child: I wouldn’t. It’s not researched enough and you might crack the chip.
Bill Gates is available. He’s tracking you.I just lanced a boil I used to call an eyeball.
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Dammmmn. That is truly scary. I can’t lose a round of tic-tac-toe in 20 minutes.
Oh Seela, do you think that’s the strange sugardaddy?
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I would hope so. You deserve all Bill Gates' monies!
This Gates talk made me remember the Steve Jobs v. Bill Gates Epic Rap Battle. Still slappin'.
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Well, I think we could travel in style then though.
Haha, that’s the first time I see it.
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