Bramblethorn
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Hooray! I hope you're misbehaving.
What made you smile or laugh today? Part IV
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Hooray! I hope you're misbehaving.
gracie920101
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twister947
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Brrrrr!
Bramblethorn
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Saw this and thought of all you perverts: https://twitter.com/best_in_dumbest/status/1450658048142286850
Bramblethorn
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Ew no. Not sexy at all.
wallstreetguy
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My inbox.
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NakedBrownSkin
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Seeing old friends here again, despite being gone for just over a year.
Marcie48
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Realizing is Friday and I have most of the weekend to just relax and pursue whatever comes my way.
seela
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twister947
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I've been feeding a feral cat. She let me pet her this morning. 
gracie920101
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I've been feeding a feral cat. She let me pet her this morning.
Small victories!
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NakedBrownSkin
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A conversation with my daughter
cheekygirl75
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Seeing my nieces easily blend gender stereo-types... they love reptiles, insects & other critters just as much as they love rainbows & unicorns. For Halloween, one is going as a vampire bat & one is going a snake. Both rainbow 
Bramblethorn
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Seeing my nieces easily blend gender stereo-types... they love reptiles, insects & other critters just as much as they love rainbows & unicorns. For Halloween, one is going as a vampire bat & one is going a snake. Both rainbow
One child I knew chose to be a velociraptor with fairy wings
IrisAlthea
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I can totally relate.One child I knew chose to be a velociraptor with fairy wings
Acktion
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Watching some porn... and okay, I have some weird taste in porn. If I can't heckle, I'm not happy.
Anyway, the premise of this one is supposed to be a neighbor going over to visit his neighbor and finding the girlfriend instead. She's just waking up, rolling around on the bed in a pair of panties, knee-high socks, and a crop top putting some kind of oil or lotion on her skin, all over her skin. Of course, with her ankles crossed up in the air.
And I'm yawning, 'cause while she's attractive I've seen it all before and it's much better off-line than on. So, I go to check my bank account while I wait for them to move on.
Now, when they start talking, it's in Russian. And while I can hum a few bars and dance to it, I'm not all that fluent.
And then I hear, or think I do, (translation) I haven't had sex in a long time.
Ok, wait a minute. I know I'm about the rustiest tool in the shed, but... Did I hear that right?
I close up my bank site and rewind this, seeing it has subtitles... And, yes. She did say that.
Confused, I rewind it further and play it from when they start talking. And, nope. She IS the neighbor's girlfriend that was sleeping in his bed.
At this point, I figure I've hit comedic gold and pause it to go to the kitchen for some popcorn.
And they did not disappoint. I'm chuckling my way through this stand-up routine on a porn set. And made it as far as "I want you to fuck me now."
But, when he bent her over the kitchen counter and started giving her what she asked for... and her head was bouncing off the bottom of the cabinets hard enough to hear the thunk-thunk-thunk like a headboard slapping the wall, I spat soda all over my computer screen and collapsed over the arm of my computer chair howling with laughter.
I swear, I haven't laughed that hard since my late wife and I were going at it, getting all sweaty, and our belly buttons formed suction, the headboard was banging, she started queefing, I started going "boom shacka-lacka" in rhythm and then she farted like a tuba, causing me to roll over and hold my hands up like cymbles and say "ubba the ubba the ubba that's all folks!"
Anyway, the premise of this one is supposed to be a neighbor going over to visit his neighbor and finding the girlfriend instead. She's just waking up, rolling around on the bed in a pair of panties, knee-high socks, and a crop top putting some kind of oil or lotion on her skin, all over her skin. Of course, with her ankles crossed up in the air.
And I'm yawning, 'cause while she's attractive I've seen it all before and it's much better off-line than on. So, I go to check my bank account while I wait for them to move on.
Now, when they start talking, it's in Russian. And while I can hum a few bars and dance to it, I'm not all that fluent.
And then I hear, or think I do, (translation) I haven't had sex in a long time.
Ok, wait a minute. I know I'm about the rustiest tool in the shed, but... Did I hear that right?
I close up my bank site and rewind this, seeing it has subtitles... And, yes. She did say that.
Confused, I rewind it further and play it from when they start talking. And, nope. She IS the neighbor's girlfriend that was sleeping in his bed.
At this point, I figure I've hit comedic gold and pause it to go to the kitchen for some popcorn.
And they did not disappoint. I'm chuckling my way through this stand-up routine on a porn set. And made it as far as "I want you to fuck me now."
But, when he bent her over the kitchen counter and started giving her what she asked for... and her head was bouncing off the bottom of the cabinets hard enough to hear the thunk-thunk-thunk like a headboard slapping the wall, I spat soda all over my computer screen and collapsed over the arm of my computer chair howling with laughter.
I swear, I haven't laughed that hard since my late wife and I were going at it, getting all sweaty, and our belly buttons formed suction, the headboard was banging, she started queefing, I started going "boom shacka-lacka" in rhythm and then she farted like a tuba, causing me to roll over and hold my hands up like cymbles and say "ubba the ubba the ubba that's all folks!"
twister947
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A mixed metaphor.
twister947
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I just opened a can of minced clams. The label said, "Wild Caught." Must have been quite a race...
cheekygirl75
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Being so entertained & engrossed in a conversation that I didn't notice that hours had passed Haven't met a new person I could do that with in a loooooong time.
Haven't met a new person I could do that with in a loooooong time.
ToPleaseHim
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Justabaldguy70
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The Greenbay Packers beating the Cards last night
seela
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The powers that be have made a very strange mash up of J’s and mine surnames and used that for the both of us in our building’s records, name tags and everywhere. Funny, but also annoying because now we have to get it fixed and that’s more work. But I hope they let us keep the engraved plaque with the mash up name that’s on our door now when they replace it with (hopefully) our real names.
