What Made You Smile Today? X

Having a platonic female friend I've known forever that does not know my naughty side... send me a voice recording of her laughing her ass off at me because I thought I was cheering her up by using an old commercial line...have a coke and a smile and her pointing out the fact that what I actually sent her was have a cock and a smile.....I have spent way too much time on the naughty side of things apparently! :rolleyes:
 
Beer advent calendar day 3!! Saskatoon Sour. Better than it sounds!!! Best one so far!!
 
Someone telling me “you smashed it!” after I read a piece I had written
 
After a storm, a squirrel trying to cross the deep snow to another tree. He jumped and breeched the surface like a whale only to sink again. Kept doing it until reached the tree. Shook off the covering of snow and up the trunk. Next time, he’ll take the branch to branch route.
 
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