sailorswife22
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Joey3308 said:I got it (as well as everything else I own) on the easy payment plan. I'll own it in 2007![]()
LMAO. You're hillarious. I can't be pissed off any more.
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Joey3308 said:I got it (as well as everything else I own) on the easy payment plan. I'll own it in 2007![]()
sailorswife22 said:LMAO. You're hillarious. I can't be pissed off any more.

done_got_old said:Nobody yet......the line is forming to my right.

Joey3308 said:I spent two hours diggin out a great spot for my car while my neighbor watched. Then I went to work for a couple hours and low and behold when I got home the asshole had moved his car into my spot so in my infinite wisdom I shoveled out the spot behind his car, dumping all the snow ON his car, and parkin in his old spot![]()
He he...you should see his car...just a big white bump![]()
69forever said:Heh, then I'll stand to the left.![]()
MT_Pitcher said:Soap operas.............![]()
Joey3308 said:I spent two hours diggin out a great spot for my car while my neighbor watched. Then I went to work for a couple hours and low and behold when I got home the asshole had moved his car into my spot so in my infinite wisdom I shoveled out the spot behind his car, dumping all the snow ON his car, and parkin in his old spot![]()
He he...you should see his car...just a big white bump![]()

uprocessor01 said:today i went to the walmart superstore.
As i entered the establishment through the door, i heard this baby boy whinning, crying and just having a fit. The store is huge and u have to walk a ways to get everything . Everywhere i went throughout the store i heard this kid from the front just going past the cash registers to all the way in the back where they have the pop. I was in there about 45 minutes or so.
Anyway i got in line to cash out and the woman with the whinning crying kid gets behind me and yes he still was whinning and crying. By now i had enough.
I looked directly at the mother and told her to give the child a drink that way he will shut up for a while. She got bent and twisted and told me "He aint your child" and a few other unnice things to me. Anyway i asked her well how long has it been since he had a drink. since u had to drive here and get the kid in the cart and walk around since ive been here. she replied "must be about 2 hours or so" then she reached into the grocery card and got a bottle of juice that was part of a 6 pack and gave it to the child, and he shut up.
Its a shame that i knew Y the child was throwing a fit ( i have no kids), while the mom seemed oblivious to the childs needs at least at that time.
Succulent-one said:I take it you two don't trade cups of sugar or anything like that ROFLMAO![]()

MT_Pitcher said:Only in gas tanks, I guess.........![]()
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Succulent-one said:I have known people where it was tempting to sugar their tank....expecially the ex.....LOL....but alas.....reational thinking took over![]()
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MT_Pitcher said:Never sugared anyones tank myself.....
But it is amazing what either battery acid or brakefluid do to Corvettes![]()

Succulent-one said:OH boy, you must have been majorly ticked off!![]()
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