What pissed you off today?

[Lizzie_Borden]

It's okay, sweetie. Said "person" has been outed to the mods and owners.

I saw

Please have them ask him why he thinks it's worth advertising for door handles and furniture on these forums?

Weird.

 

[minx1]

I saw

Please have them ask him why he thinks it's worth advertising for door handles and furniture on these forums?

Weird.

Perhaps he thinks it's full of knobs

 

[VelvetSin]

I saw

Please have them ask him why he thinks it's worth advertising for door handles and furniture on these forums?

Weird.

I have door knobs as well as furniture in my house. In his world, maybe only those interested in BDSM enjoy such luxuries.

Or, perhaps he's created BDSM-friendly door knobs and furniture. Each chair comes crafted with unique fixtures and attachments? The door knobs only open when the Master or Mistress of the house deems its opening appropriate? Those would be pretty neat.

Short of that, maybe he's a knob.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Short of that, maybe he's a knob.

Like.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Or, perhaps he's created BDSM-friendly door knobs and furniture.

Now I'm thinking about doorknobs shaped like butt plugs.

Short of that, maybe he's a knob.

Most probable answer.

 

[VelvetSin]

Now I'm thinking about doorknobs shaped like butt plugs.

Butt plug doorknobs that only open or close when the Master or Mistress of the house approves. Now I want to find this guy's website. When my mother comes to visit (unrequested, uninvited, and for a stay 1.5 weeks longer than I finally agreed to), I want to have the guest bedroom decorated just right. It would make her visit much more pleasant if she could only come out when B allows.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Butt plug doorknobs that only open or close when the Master or Mistress of the house approves. Now I want to find this guy's website. When my mother comes to visit (unrequested, uninvited, and for a stay 1.5 weeks longer than I finally agreed to), I want to have the guest bedroom decorated just right. It would make her visit much more pleasant if she could only come out when B allows.

hehehe

You could go all out. Every kind of phallic object could be a door handle. You could have some beautiful imagery carved into a door.

And yes, you could keep her in until such times she's allowed out.

That would be interesting.

 

[LadyC]

The TV anchor people who have been referring to today as the fifth YEAR anniversary of Katrina.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

The TV anchor people who have been referring to today as the fifth YEAR anniversary of Katrina.

TV anchor people aren't chosen for their brains, you know. They're primarily just eye candy who can read what's put up on the Teleprompters for them.

The ones you should be blaming are the news "writers," who should be literate enough to know better.

 

[Seurat]

Two days, no sleep. Pain but not the good kind. Maybe time at work will help.

 

[Homburg]

I already feel unemployed and my last day isn't until friday.

 

[BiBunny]

I already feel unemployed and my last day isn't until friday.

*Hugs*

 

[Homburg]

*Hugs*

Eh, I'm just pissy because I have work to do but no motivation to do it with. It's tough to give a fuck about work quality in this situation.

 

[OldGuy1026]

Waking up ten minutes befor the alarm goes off and wishing I had two more hours of sleep.

 

[Seurat]

Fucking boot sector meltdown on the main computer. If my back didn't hurt so much, I would take a sledgehammer to it.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Lower back pain continues - at least 3 days now. Woke me up several times last night, and to wake *me* up from a sound sleep takes some serious doin'.

Worse thing is, I don't recall doing anything over the past few week or so that would cause it to hurt like this.

 

[intothewoods]

Eh, I'm just pissy because I have work to do but no motivation to do it with. It's tough to give a fuck about work quality in this situation.

That sucks. What are you thinking about looking for next?

 

[midwestyankee]

Learning that the only reason why we've been without internet, phone, or tv for the last two days was because a nitwit tech guy forgot to re-connect the cable when he was here trying to improve our service on Monday morning.

 

[BiBunny]

Fucking Wordpress. I hate fucking CSS with a passion. Die, motherfucker, die!

 

[thinkingallowed]

The fact that I'm hungry and I shouldn't be. Very annoying.

 

[ImOnIt]

Try drinking water.

 

[thinkingallowed]

Try drinking water.

I did... I kept peeing.. I suppose I could add that to the list too lol

 

[gypsy*seer]

Being responsible for everyone & everything

......as usual.

 

[Hiliburn]

I spilt my glass of wine..... but at least it wasn't the bottle

 

[BiBunny]

You have GOT to be kidding me.