What to Do When You Wake Up to Your Partner Masturbating Beside You

[The_Ghost_Man]

That is the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard

You should hear me eat a chocolate eclair!!

 

[LittleSwitchy]

For that experience there are other more useful senses I would engage.

Blindfold and ear muffs work good. It enhances your other senses.
This is your friendly PSA

 

[nicechat]

i just read an old Jezebel article about what to do if you are woken up by a fapping partner

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--mbxwryyQ--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/dsxz4cviyuv0fy0sgqsk.gif

so what is your reaction?

what would you do?

Get the crackers, dip and a beer and watch.

 

[Titsandclits]

Wait, what? I have a partner??

Always the last to know.

*Rolls over *

“Stop wanking and get on top of me you weirdo!”

What’s so wrong about masturbating in bed if your partner is asleep? I regularly wake up horny and she has forgotten the art of the handjob (actually she’s never had that art) and the skill of a bj (they are few and far between). Spontaneity got up and left years ago. It’s not wise to disturb the slumbering beast in this house.

Lit has a lot to answer for and is the regular cause of a hard cock.

So, when you wake up either take over, or suck it or better still spread your legs and say, “fuck that looks hot I think I’ll join in, what’s got you so turned on”. When we’ve been playing for a while let’s fuck.

Now what was I doing?

 

[Londonguy69]

Clear communication. I like it. Seems the oven mitts have come off ; )

It’s pretty difficult to masturbate with oven mitts on (so i have been told)

 

[Titsandclits]

It’s pretty difficult to masturbate with oven mitts on (so i have been told)

Might be worth trying, experimentation and all that

 

[Elite_Goblin]

If the 1 in a million chance of me waking to my SO masterbating would ever happen...

First, I would have to pinch myself to make sure I am in reality and not dreaming.
I would let her finish without disturbing her, however I think I would start my own solo session.
Not sure how it would end there. Kinda like detailing what you would spend your money on, if you won the lottery.

 

[Londonguy69]

If it doesn’t work out, there’s always eating your feelings, taking up new hobbies, like baking I’m willing to taste test.

Maybe a pink banana bread?

 

[Londonguy69]

Don’t mind if I do. Love me some banana bread! Sometimes people get icing on their slice of bread and savour the icing after. I’ve heard it’s delicious!

I’m sure we can knock out some icing too

 

[Titsandclits]

If it doesn’t work out, there’s always eating your feelings, taking up new hobbies, like baking I’m willing to taste test.

Your on girl, I’ve never baked a spunk muffin, do you think it’s a bit like adding vanilla essence?

 

[Londonguy69]

So kind of you to offer. I love the collaborative vibes

We are all stronger together

 

[Titsandclits]

Do you think this thread has gone a bit off track?

What would you do if you came into the kitchen and found me masturbating @ChocolateEclairs ?

 

[Londonguy69]

STOP !!

Ok, back to masturbating then

 

[Titsandclits]

Ok, back to masturbating then

Already there

 

[The_Ghost_Man]

For that experience there are other more useful senses I would engage.

Smell? It’s like a warm honey explosion with scents of vanilla and cocoa. Or so I’ve heard

 

[The_Ghost_Man]

I think you are mistaken. I am not a fan of icing on my muffins. That is for cupcakes. (Which are also delicious but should be vanilla with strawberry topping)

My muffins I prefer dark chocolate and baked properly. They should be bounteous within the cup, even overflowing with a gooey centre. Even better if there are some tart dark cherries as adornment.

 

[Strixaluco]

Generally, I'd join the fun. But if I had found my late husband doing it, I would have been pissed about not waking me up for sex.

 

[Titsandclits]

Generally, I'd join the fun. But if I had found my late husband doing it, I would have been pissed about not waking me up for sex.

Your my kind of girl, will you marry me?

 

[Strixaluco]

Your my kind of girl, will you marry me?

Are you my kind of man?

 

[Titsandclits]

Are you my kind of man?

Well, that would remain to be seen. On a purely sexual aspect your my kind of woman. All the rest we will have work out

 

[Buttered96]

i just read an old Jezebel article about what to do if you are woken up by a fapping partner

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--mbxwryyQ--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/dsxz4cviyuv0fy0sgqsk.gif

so what is your reaction?

what would you do?

I guess it would depend upon my mood and how tired I was at the time but I'd probably offer my assistance at least.

 

[OnaTangent]

I have been with a couple partners that were very open about masturbating. A few times I would sense them masturbating beside me. Sometimes it was an offer of foreplay other times I knew I knew they just wanted some solo time. In that case I would usually lay there and join them, as it always turned me on. Sometimes we would help each other off.

 

[Solsurfer]

Dream on dream away
I think I'm gonna have to stay stay forever…
Color Me Badd, 1991

If you know, you know.

Color me Badd had some pretty epic outfits and facia hair.

 

[RipleNStllWtr]

Help her in any way she wanted.

 

[Solsurfer]

Ooooooooooh, I wanna sex you up



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