What to Do When You Wake Up to Your Partner Masturbating Beside You

[curiouschattycouple]

I've sometimes failed to satisfy my lady (ie: home late, legitimately too tired to continue) - on those occasions I encouraged her to continue without me - nothing hotter - sometimes with toys, sometimes without - sometimes it was enough to give me a boost to try again - although I hear to this day about the time she was on top and I feel asleep.

 

[Froya]

The few times that's happened, it was me stroking.

Almost unilaterally, the women next to me were pissed off. They didn't feel like fucking (again) But they didn't like me stroking either.

Women simply don't understand that men need to cum. Not like, NEED. Like herion addict need a fix need.

It seems to make some women feel insecure that they're not enough to fully satisfy a man if he's still masturbating.

Similarly, some men don't seem to understand that when a woman is masturbating in their vicinity, she may not want their assistance.

Sometimes people just want to get off.

 

[Kadee]

I would absolutely join in!

 

[Quest32]

I'd stroke myself while I watched

 

[rocket_surgery]

Seems like if they're masturbating then they want to masturbate and I'd leave them alone. Kind of rude to interrupt.

 

[i_love_myself76]

Sometimes it is just about the me time

Let me frigg myself please!!! If I wanted sex I would have told you. If you are wanking the meat I would leave you alone unless you asked for a hand.

 

[jomar]

Proper etiquette calls for one to flop the fapping party on their stomach and do them in the bum. Happens all the time.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I would put my hand on his hand and hope to continue in rhythm.

 

[Luv2Cook84]

If I am in a bad mood or super tired probably just go back to sleep. If I am in a good mood ask if they need a hand.

 

[girlsmiley]

Perhaps make a nice cheese toasty and heat up a can of tomato soup

 

[roc23]

If I'm laying on my side I'd probably lie on my back,watch her for a little bit,then I'd put my hand on her thigh,then slowly caress her thigh.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Hit him in the face with an iron skillet I keep under the bed.

 

[girlsmiley]

Yawn a lot

 

[Saint Peter]

Get up and fuck the cheesy toast.

 

[girlsmiley]

Get up and fuck the cheesy toast.

3 cheese blend.

 

[girlsmiley]

You can have that toast.

 

[Miles Long]

I would start fapping and try to get on her offbeat so we have some syncopated fip-fap fup-fap fip-fap action going on.

 

[rocket_surgery]

Once many many eons ago I was living with this young lady who had a slight hang up about masturbation. She admitted doing it but hated talking about it and claimed she hadn't done it since high school.
One night I woke up in the middle of the night and there she was next to me just twiddling away at herself. I watched with one eye open for a bit and fell back asleep.
Never said anything to her about it.

 

[AnAmericanDarling]

I'd get a camcorder out and record the memory. I'd then pawn it and make a killing.

 

[yossi]

I'd watch and probably start touching myself too.

The couple that 'bates together, stays together.

 

[tightmedicine]

I'd be very turned on for sure. I'd likely start masturbating myself. And if the mood took me and he seemed receptive I'd be leaning over to give him a little oral aid.

 

[El_Olvidadizo]

I'd be super-turned on, but too much of a coward to do anything.

 

[FrozenBlaze]

I'd feel disqualified and furious and demand to know why I wasn't invited.

 

[MeredithEighty8]

I'd be very turned on for sure. I'd likely start masturbating myself. And if the mood took me and he seemed receptive I'd be leaning over to give him a little oral aid.

I agree, it depends on what mood I'm in. I could go back to sleep, or push my behind towards him to signal I'm available or if he lets me I'll put it in my mouth as he strokes it.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'd get involved, no question. The fuck are you people doing, eating cheesy toast without me?