What to Do When You Wake Up to Your Partner Masturbating Beside You

I'd think about helping, but there's a good chance I'd just roll over and go back to sleep.
 
*Rolls over and props my chin up, curiously peering into the darkness as a wide grin spreads*

"Restless?" :D

:cattail:
 
I think it is really hot. I would try to insinuate myself into the fun.

Annoyed? No way . . . .
 
It's time to pull the Readi-Whip out of the fridge in the bedroom and go to town!
 
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No way you found that gif by way of a quick google.
 
personally, i'd be peeved cause i was woken up - go jack off somewhere else for goodness sakes

but i think i could put a sybian on the bed, do jumping jacks on it, wear tassels with bells on them, and he wouldn't wake up
Challege accepted
 
She said "...little hard on..." Parapraxis, oh my.


I'd find someway to make it all about me. Like straddling her face and fucking it. Probably difficult to masturbate if ur not getting enough air. But seeing as its never happened she's safe. For now.
 
Dollie

It's time to pull the Readi-Whip out of the fridge in the bedroom and go to town!
You'd drive to town and leave your partner masturbating?

Sorry, I stopped believing that "men NEED to cum" line back in high school. :rolleyes:
Oh, I still believe it. I've seen grown men beg and cry when they didn't get to cum. Even I need to cum to really feel finished.
 
personally, i'd be peeved cause i was woken up - go jack off somewhere else for goodness sakes

but i think i could put a sybian on the bed, do jumping jacks on it, wear tassels with bells on them, and he wouldn't wake up

Never climbed on a sybian I'm guessing. One or the other Will make enough noise to wake him up!:D
 
If I woke up and my partner was masturbating beside me, I'd watch for a few minutes as I woke up, and then give them a hand. Shit, I'd probably wake them up with some touching or whatever.
 
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