What will you be sentenced for?

[jameslewis]

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I'd have to serve almost as many years as I've been alive. If you added years for each time you did one of them - we're talking more than a life sentence. How about you???

 

[Penuche]

Good grief! Even if I only counted each 'offence' once, the ones I've done add up to one more year than I've been alive.

 

[RockyRoll]

It would be easier to start with the max sentence and just subtract the few offenses not incurred as opposed to trying to add them up from zero.

 

[Penuche]

It would be easier to start with the max sentence and just subtract the few offenses not incurred as opposed to trying to add them up from zero.

Now you tell the dyscalculic!

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Guilty as charged!

 

[DarkSimian]

well, I would be 103 before I got out....

 

[Leigh81]

See everyone in 56 years

L

 

[timmyid2]

Damn! there are two things on the list that I have not done. I guess I can add them to my bucket list.

timmy

 

[ydahecnot]

31-year bid. Now, if it were a year for each instance of watching porn, I would be in jail for the next nine millenniums

 

[Kimleigh]

Dang! Only have a few to work on.... Anyone up for a threesome or same-sex sex?!?

 

[DarkSimian]

Dang! Only have a few to work on.... Anyone up for a threesome or same-sex sex?!?

I'm in for the 3-some

 

[Leigh81]

Dang! Only have a few to work on.... Anyone up for a threesome or same-sex sex?!?

Sure, I'm already serving time for those lol

L

 

[LizzieEr]

43 years

 

[DarkSimian]

Sure, I'm already serving time for those lol

L

hmmm, so if I could arrange a 3-some with Kim and Leigh, that would check off another for me too

 

[ydahecnot]

I question the 5 years for sex in a bed not of either of yours. Heck, who hasn't had sex in a hotel?

 

[Leigh81]

hmmm, so if I could arrange a 3-some with Kim and Leigh, that would check off another for me too

Good thinking

L

 

[Kimleigh]

Sure, I'm already serving time for those lol

L

hmmm, so if I could arrange a 3-some with Kim and Leigh, that would check off another for me too

^^^Wish list fulfilled!!!^^^

 

[DarkSimian]

^^^Wish list fulfilled!!!^^^

after a night with you two, they could give me the chair, and I would still die with a smile on my face

 

[Kimleigh]

after a night with you two, they could give me the chair, and I would still die with a smile on my face

Ditto!

 

[Leigh81]

after a night with you two, they could give me the chair, and I would still die with a smile on my face

You'd have a KimLeigh Leigh

L

 

[DarkSimian]

Ditto!

you could sit in my lap as we ride Sparky

 

[DarkSimian]

You'd have a KimLeigh Leigh

L

damn, now I know what I want for Christmas

 

[i_steal_books]

47 years haha

 

[Kimleigh]

You'd have a KimLeigh Leigh

L

damn, now I know what I want for Christmas

Ask for it by name!

 

[Azuldrgon]

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I'd have to serve almost as many years as I've been alive. If you added years for each time you did one of them - we're talking more than a life sentence. How about you???

I beat my age by about 16 or 21 years depending on the definition of the "unusual fetish"