What would you do if?

Find some laxative for theirs the next day.

WWYDI you accidentally ate your co-workers lunch?
apologize up front rather than waiting to be discovered, then offer to replace it or take them out by way of saying I'm sorry (this is sounding more and more like a workable ploy)

WWYDI a coworker asked you to give them your lunch?
 
apologize up front rather than waiting to be discovered, then offer to replace it or take them out by way of saying I'm sorry (this is sounding more and more like a workable ploy)

WWYDI a coworker asked you to give them your lunch?

In a heartbeat give it.

Wwydi a co worker hit on you?
 
In a heartbeat give it.

Wwydi a co worker hit on you?

Depends on the co worker, but the the right answer is keep things professional.

WWYDI a co worker mistakingly thought you hit on them?
 
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Depends on the co worker, but the the right answer is keep thongs professional.

WWYDI a co worker mistakingly thought you hit on them?

Play it by ear, you never know what these things might lead too.

WWYDI you found out you couldn't eat wheat ever again?
 
Depends on the co worker, but the the right answer is keep thongs professional.

WWYDI a co worker mistakingly thought you hit on them?
Ummm keep thongs professional...I wanna work there
Wwydi workers wore thongs
 
Find the alternative.

WWYDI you found you couldn't eat chocolate any more?

I don't think you wanna know the answer to that! Already depressed and I could never live without something so good, I love chocolate!

WWYDI you found out that for the rest of your life, you would never be able to wear underwear again?
 
I don't think you wanna know the answer to that! Already depressed and I could never live without something so good, I love chocolate!

WWYDI you found out that for the rest of your life, you would never be able to wear underwear again?
I'd find that far less distressing than knowing I'd have to go through the remainder of my life without ever getting any more new ones!

WWYDI you were in the middle of receiving fabulous oral sex when you noticed that there was an enormous spider crawling on your partner's arm or shoulder?
(that occurred to me last night when I had to kill a spider in the bedroom and frankly creeped me out for an hour!)
 
i'd probably scream. but then they would think i was screaming from their oral attentions.

so if that didn't work i say..spider..spider..and point praying they noticed

i hate spiders btw..:eek:

WWYDI you were having the best sex of your life with your lover and your SO came home from work and caught you?
 
i'd probably scream. but then they would think i was screaming from their oral attentions.

so if that didn't work i say..spider..spider..and point praying they noticed

i hate spiders btw..:eek:

WWYDI you were having the best sex of your life with your lover and your SO came home from work and caught you?

Well, that will most likely never happen to me but I'd immediately stop and talk to my SO

WWYDI you where extremely horny after masturbating for a long time but found out that instead of having an orgasm, you had to leave in 1 minute to avoid being late to somewhere?
 
Well, that will most likely never happen to me but I'd immediately stop and talk to my SO

WWYDI you where extremely horny after masturbating for a long time but found out that instead of having an orgasm, you had to leave in 1 minute to avoid being late to somewhere?

never.. lol sike!


WWYDI you had no home an no money?
 
look again to make sure i wasn't seeing things

WWYDI you accidentally flashed a police officer?
 
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Tell him it was my special truncheon! (Baton if you are not English)

WWYDI a policeman or woman flashed you?
depends, it is a hot one or one of the ones that look like my dad?

WWYDI you had photographs of Extraterrestrial beings?


I always liked this thread, it's been sleeping too long!
 
depends, it is a hot one or one of the ones that look like my dad?

WWYDI you had photographs of Extraterrestrial beings?


I always liked this thread, it's been sleeping too long!

Probably do nothing, don't want to get sent to a prison that "doesn't exist".

WWYDI you found something you were sure is magical?
 
Probably do nothing, don't want to get sent to a prison that "doesn't exist".

WWYDI you found something you were sure is magical?
Test it to be certain--and to determine its range.
Then slowly, methodically take over the world.

WWYDI you could be famous for one just one thing.
 
Test it to be certain--and to determine its range.
Then slowly, methodically take over the world.

WWYDI you could be famous for one just one thing.

I'll go for world famous love maker.

WWYDI you only had one wish?
 
Wish for more wishes...:devil:
WWYDI a stranger offered to have NSA sex and you were very attracted to them?
I'm afraid there would inevitably be strings--I can't quite do that without attachment.


WWYDI you could have or do anything--the catch being that it will last only 24 hours but there will be no repercussions or consequences for anything you do.
 
I'm afraid there would inevitably be strings--I can't quite do that without attachment.


WWYDI you could have or do anything--the catch being that it will last only 24 hours but there will be no repercussions or consequences for anything you do.

Find one of my friends having a rough patch and fulfill one of their wishes to give them 24 hours of sunshine and a nice memory.

WWYDI a 'just friends' acquaintance approached you and propositioned you with an offer that had always been a fantasy?
 
Find one of my friends having a rough patch and fulfill one of their wishes to give them 24 hours of sunshine and a nice memory.

WWYDI a 'just friends' acquaintance approached you and propositioned you with an offer that had always been a fantasy?

Say yes. :)

WWYDI your best friend offered to give you oral. Once. No strings attached.
 
Find one of my friends having a rough patch and fulfill one of their wishes to give them 24 hours of sunshine and a nice memory.

WWYDI a 'just friends' acquaintance approached you and propositioned you with an offer that had always been a fantasy?

That's a hard one. Last time I did, it ended badly...

WWYDI you were offered your dream job, but it was across the country?
 
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