What would you do if?

[Fire_Star]

I can't be bought--but I'm fine with gifts, and treat sex on a case by case basis.

WWYDI the person you've been flirting with all night leans in close and quietly places their hand on your bits?

lean over and say lets leave

WWYDI That person was the same sex?

 

[MoleskineScribbler]

lean over and say lets leave

WWYDI That person was the same sex?

I'd say the same.

WWYDI they said "yes"?

 

[Arianthe]

lean over and say lets leave

WWYDI That person was the same sex?

Lean over and say let's leave.

WWYDI if they said they needed to let their partner know first?

 

[MoleskineScribbler]

Lean over and say let's leave.

WWYDI if they said they needed to let their partner know first?

Ask them to invite him/her along.

WWYDI their partner just wanted to watch?

 

[Fire_Star]

I'd say the same.

WWYDI they said "yes"?

Get up and leave...

WWYDI: Your boss offered you a raise to have sex with his nerdy child(legal)?

 

[NotHisLady]

Get up and leave...

WWYDI: Your boss offered you a raise to have sex with his nerdy child(legal)?

Let's see, sexual favors for preferential treatment on the job? Yeah, have to head straight to HR with that one.

WWYDI you were having a fling with your boss's grown kid and you decided to dump her?

 

[Fire_Star]

Let's see, sexual favors for preferential treatment on the job? Yeah, have to head straight to HR with that one.

WWYDI you were having a fling with your boss's grown kid and you decided to dump her?

Put in my two week notice first..

WWYDI: If a cop said he'd let you off for a sexual favor?

 

[NotHisLady]

Put in my two week notice first..

WWYDI: If a cop said he'd let you off for a sexual favor?

I live in a small town so if it's one of the ones I know I'd threaten to tell his momma!
Otherwise it depends on the cop and how he asks.
"If you're as fast as you were driving maybe we should just get out of here, I can take my break and you can explain to me why you were in such a hurry." I'd probably go.
"Blow me and this ticket turns into a warning" and I guess he's going to kick out my tail-light and I'm going to wind up with 2 citations since I'm going to say Fuck You.

WWYDI you found out your s/o was working nights as a stripper for extra money?

 

[NaughtyLilGirll]

I live in a small town so if it's one of the ones I know I'd threaten to tell his momma!
Otherwise it depends on the cop and how he asks.
"If you're as fast as you were driving maybe we should just get out of here, I can take my break and you can explain to me why you were in such a hurry." I'd probably go.
"Blow me and this ticket turns into a warning" and I guess he's going to kick out my tail-light and I'm going to wind up with 2 citations since I'm going to say Fuck You.

WWYDI you found out your s/o was working nights as a stripper for extra money?

I feel as if I would laugh a little before going over to talk to him about it.

What would you do if where given the chance to live out any dream you wanted, but the catch is if you took that chance you would only have a month to live?

 

[NotHisLady]

I feel as if I would laugh a little before going over to talk to him about it.

What would you do if where given the chance to live out any dream you wanted, but the catch is if you took that chance you would only have a month to live?

I decided long ago to live small dreams every day so I don't think I could be swayed by the promise of going all in on one big one, pass.

WWYDI you discovered the online hottie you'd been flirting with was a close family member?

 

[SonNeedsMommy]

I decided long ago to live small dreams every day so I don't think I could be swayed by the promise of going all in on one big one, pass.

WWYDI you discovered the online hottie you'd been flirting with was a close family member?

Depending on how close, I think I would continue at least for a little while longer

WWYDI you accidentally caused somebody to cum in their pants?

 

[NotHisLady]

Depending on how close, I think I would continue at least for a little while longer

WWYDI you accidentally caused somebody to cum in their pants?

I'm not sure how you do that by accident but I suppose the right thing would be to pretend not to notice while he went and tidied up. Don't want to make it worse.

WWYDI your s/o found your Lit account and got really angry but instead of saying anything about it changed your password and started posting a lot of really embarrassing things in the form of 'confessions'?

 

[SonNeedsMommy]

I'm not sure how you do that by accident but I suppose the right thing would be to pretend not to notice while he went and tidied up. Don't want to make it worse.

WWYDI your s/o found your Lit account and got really angry but instead of saying anything about it changed your password and started posting a lot of really embarrassing things in the form of 'confessions'?

I'd personally be very pissed about it, especially if the postings risked somebody knowing that it was me who created the account.

WWYDI your s/o wanted to spend the entire night doing nothing but cuddling and kissing?

 

[NotHisLady]

I'd personally be very pissed about it, especially if the postings risked somebody knowing that it was me who created the account.

WWYDI your s/o wanted to spend the entire night doing nothing but cuddling and kissing?

Been there done that. It can be very nice--even quite passionate. Not everything needs sex.

WWYDI arrived on a trip and opened your suitcase to find that they had switched your luggage by mistake, you have a ladies bag and only skirts to wear.

 

[SonNeedsMommy]

Been there done that. It can be very nice--even quite passionate. Not everything needs sex.

WWYDI arrived on a trip and opened your suitcase to find that they had switched your luggage by mistake, you have a ladies bag and only skirts to wear.

Not gunna lie, I might be tempted to play around with what's in the bag while in the safety of my room. But, as long as I had some money with me, I would go out and buy some cheep new clothes right away.

WWYDI you accidentally stole something from a store without realizing it until you got home?

 

[NotHisLady]

Not gunna lie, I might be tempted to play around with what's in the bag while in the safety of my room. But, as long as I had some money with me, I would go out and buy some cheep new clothes right away.

WWYDI you accidentally stole something from a store without realizing it until you got home?

Not gonna lie, if something little--like at the grocery store I'll probably keep my mouth shut. If it's something that's going to make the news because it's missing then I've got a phone call to make and some 'splaining to do.

WWYDI you walked out of your house one morning and it was surrounded by photographers and reporters shoving cameras and microphones at you and asking you to make a statement?

 

[SonNeedsMommy]

Not gonna lie, if something little--like at the grocery store I'll probably keep my mouth shut. If it's something that's going to make the news because it's missing then I've got a phone call to make and some 'splaining to do.

WWYDI you walked out of your house one morning and it was surrounded by photographers and reporters shoving cameras and microphones at you and asking you to make a statement?

After the initial shock, I think I would reply with "Why?" (Provided I actually manage to get over my intense fear of public speaking long enough to say anything!)

WWYDI your best friend began to tell you they where seeing angels and demons?

 

[NotHisLady]

After the initial shock, I think I would reply with "Why?" (Provided I actually manage to get over my intense fear of public speaking long enough to say anything!)

WWYDI your best friend began to tell you they where seeing angels and demons?

don't you?
I see spirits all the time so I think I would try and help her sort out what sort of thing she was seeing and whether there was something wrong or not. Seeing what others don't isn't always madness sometimes it's just being otherwise aware.

WWYDI you do if God sent you an angel with a message for the world but no way of proving that you had been visited?

 

[SonNeedsMommy]

don't you?
I see spirits all the time so I think I would try and help her sort out what sort of thing she was seeing and whether there was something wrong or not. Seeing what others don't isn't always madness sometimes it's just being otherwise aware.

WWYDI you do if God sent you an angel with a message for the world but no way of proving that you had been visited?

I'd have to know what the message was to truly make a decision but for now I guess I'd just keep quiet unless it was very important.

WWYDI you spent all night with somebody you wanted to have sex with and the minute you got back home, you found out you were locked out and any hotel was an hour away and the persons house was even further? (I feel like I worded this very poorly for some reason )

 

[NotHisLady]

I'd have to know what the message was to truly make a decision but for now I guess I'd just keep quiet unless it was very important.

WWYDI you spent all night with somebody you wanted to have sex with and the minute you got back home, you found out you were locked out and any hotel was an hour away and the persons house was even further? (I feel like I worded this very poorly for some reason )

well, I have a cell phone but let's assume the battery is dead.
I got home somehow so I suppose I could get somewhere else the same way--the time would be a bitch but hey, life is sometimes.
There are my B and E skills which are fairly good where my own house is concerned (had to use 'em more than once!) so I might be able to get in.
All else fails I suppose I sleep in the car and pull a Scarlett--think about it tomorrow.

WWYDI one of your best friends set you up with a smokin' hot girl and on your very first date when you took her out she ordered the most expensive things on the menu then didn't eat any of it?

(you've been a kick but I gotta go, see ya round!)

 

[SexyNaomi]

well, I have a cell phone but let's assume the battery is dead.
I got home somehow so I suppose I could get somewhere else the same way--the time would be a bitch but hey, life is sometimes.
There are my B and E skills which are fairly good where my own house is concerned (had to use 'em more than once!) so I might be able to get in.
All else fails I suppose I sleep in the car and pull a Scarlett--think about it tomorrow.

WWYDI one of your best friends set you up with a smokin' hot girl and on your very first date when you took her out she ordered the most expensive things on the menu then didn't eat any of it?

(you've been a kick but I gotta go, see ya round!)

Take charge and see what happens.

WWYDI you were set up with someone you realised you knew years before, they don't seem to remember but you know it will be bad when they do?

 

[NotHisLady]

Take charge and see what happens.

WWYDI you were set up with someone you realised you knew years before, they don't seem to remember but you know it will be bad when they do?

I'd like to think I'd get ahead of it. Just come right out and say something like "You're going to laugh but we actually know each other."
The other option is to suddenly have a terrible migraine and need to go home, right now.

WWYDI you do if you met someone you really liked but when they finally invite you back to their place you find out they live with a dozen dogs that all sleep indoors?

 

[mickyp123]

I'd like to think I'd get ahead of it. Just come right out and say something like "You're going to laugh but we actually know each other."
The other option is to suddenly have a terrible migraine and need to go home, right now.

WWYDI you do if you met someone you really liked but when they finally invite you back to their place you find out they live with a dozen dogs that all sleep indoors?

Take a very deep breath and shout "WALKIES"

what would you do if your partners best friend made a pass at you

 

[C2W]

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tell them to ask their friend (my S.O.) for permission.

WWYDI, they did?

 

[NotHisLady]

tell them to ask their friend (my S.O.) for permission.

WWYDI, they did?

Stand back and watch the fireworks. It would be quite a show.

WWYDI your s/o asked you if you minded him/her having an outside liaison?