What would you do if?

Depends on what it is saying, but I would probably do whatever it's telling me to do, lol.

WWYDI your partner changed something about themselves that you loved and doesn't want to change it back? (They were clean shaven and now have a mustache, they did have long hair but cut it super short.....)

I would help him connect the dots between the physical attraction and the anticipated response.

WWYDI your love was arrested for prostitution?
 
Depends on what it is saying, but I would probably do whatever it's telling me to do, lol.

WWYDI your partner changed something about themselves that you loved and doesn't want to change it back? (They were clean shaven and now have a mustache, they did have long hair but cut it super short.....)

I'd think I was married to my ex again....pretty much every time she asked my opinion of something, she changed it. If I told her I liked the length of her hair, she'd cut it within a week or two....if she had had streaks put into her hair color I liked and told her, she'd change it.

Which is why it was soo satisfying to want out of the marriage and all I had to do was say I wanted to stay married.....divorce right around the corner....lol...

WWYDI you actually saw a UFO descend near your house and a space alien emerged?
 
I'd think I was married to my ex again....pretty much every time she asked my opinion of something, she changed it. If I told her I liked the length of her hair, she'd cut it within a week or two....if she had had streaks put into her hair color I liked and told her, she'd change it.

Which is why it was soo satisfying to want out of the marriage and all I had to do was say I wanted to stay married.....divorce right around the corner....lol...

WWYDI you actually saw a UFO descend near your house and a space alien emerged?
take loads of video and try to communicate, assuming it didn't try to vaporize me


WWYDI if the person you'd been flirting with online showed up on your doorstep?
 
take loads of video and try to communicate, assuming it didn't try to vaporize me


WWYDI if the person you'd been flirting with online showed up on your doorstep?

Depending on the type of flirting and how far it had been taken, I'd say leave the door wide open and walk back inside up to my room very slowly.

What would you do if somebody wanted to flirt and touch while you where somewhere where a single sound could get you caught?
 
Depending on the type of flirting and how far it had been taken, I'd say leave the door wide open and walk back inside up to my room very slowly.

What would you do if somebody wanted to flirt and touch while you where somewhere where a single sound could get you caught?



I would be vewy vewy twiet,,,ssshhhhhhhhhhh

WWYDI you realized your best friend wanted to have sex with you?
 
She already is.....

WWYDI if the ran into your boss at the local adult shop?

probably buy her birthday present there, letting her choose it - we're good friends so it'd be funny and not embarrassing

wwydi - the lovely dinner you spent ages cooking for your partner made them violently ill? :D
 
probably buy her birthday present there, letting her choose it - we're good friends so it'd be funny and not embarrassing

wwydi - the lovely dinner you spent ages cooking for your partner made them violently ill? :D

I'd say mission accomplished.

WWYDI you found a two tailed dog?
 
Meh. :D

What would you do if Catherine Middleton walked into your bedroom and asked you to have sex with her? :D

Make her forget allllllll about being a royal.

WWYDI the same thing happened but she brought along Pippa?
 
Make her forget allllllll about being a royal.

WWYDI the same thing happened but she brought along Pippa?
Both of them together? It's going to be a par-tay! :nana::D

What would you do if Will wanted to join you, Kate and Pippa? ;)
 
Make her forget allllllll about being a royal.

WWYDI the same thing happened but she brought along Pippa?

Really not sure. Is it wrong that I had to look up Catherine Middleton?

And who's Pippa?


I would be confused.


If you suddenly got taken by an orgasm now, and it lasted for a full 30 minutes, what would you do when it finally left you?
 
Both of them together? It's going to be a par-tay! :nana::D

What would you do if Will wanted to join you, Kate and Pippa? ;)

Tell him to listen from outside the door.

WWYDI a tabloid was offering a lot of money for this juicy story?

(Mystic, Pippa is Catherine's sister)
 
Both of them together? It's going to be a par-tay! :nana::D

What would you do if Will wanted to join you, Kate and Pippa? ;)

Sorry my sweet friend! :kiss:


Erm. I'd try to wake myself up.

Tell him to listen from outside the door.

WWYDI a tabloid was offering a lot of money for this juicy story?

(Mystic, Pippa is Catherine's sister)

I'd feel sick.


Again:

If you suddenly got taken by an orgasm now, and it lasted for a full 30 minutes, what would you do when it finally left you?
 
Really not sure. Is it wrong that I had to look up Catherine Middleton?

And who's Pippa?


I would be confused.


If you suddenly got taken by an orgasm now, and it lasted for a full 30 minutes, what would you do when it finally left you?

Nothing. Over-analysing it would ruin the memory. ;)

Hi, MM. :)

Tell him to listen from outside the door.

WWYDI a tabloid was offering a lot of money for this juicy story?

(Mystic, Pippa is Catherine's sister)

Blackmail them into having sex with me again. :cool:

What would you do if the Queen wanted to join you the next time? :D
 
Blackmail them into having sex with me again. :cool:

What would you do if the Queen wanted to join you the next time? :D

Have her sit in the corner pretending not to enjoy it.

WWYDI you were invited to be the royal families live in sex surrogate?
 
Have her sit in the corner pretending not to enjoy it.

WWYDI you were invited to be the royal families live in sex surrogate?
I'd have to turn them down, there's just no way I'd move to England.

WWYDI you and your s/o were watching porn and there was someone in the movie who looked exactly like you?
 
I'd have to turn them down, there's just no way I'd move to England.

WWYDI you and your s/o were watching porn and there was someone in the movie who looked exactly like you?

Pay more attention to the movie, continue watching, and figure it out later.

What would you do if you were offered a free shopping spree at an adult toy store?
 
Pay more attention to the movie, continue watching, and figure it out later.

What would you do if you were offered a free shopping spree at an adult toy store?
Seriously? Go nuts! And ask if special orders were included


What would you do if you were somehow transported back to 1973 with no way of getting home?
 
Seriously? Go nuts! And ask if special orders were included


What would you do if you were somehow transported back to 1973 with no way of getting home?

Stay far, far away from any family member!

WWYDI you had 24 hours that was a complete 'free pass', and nothing you did would be known or remembered afterwards?
 
Stay far, far away from any family member!

WWYDI you had 24 hours that was a complete 'free pass', and nothing you did would be known or remembered afterwards?
nothing remembered? I'm not proud of it but I'd tell everyone I know (and a few I don't but happen to encounter) precisely what I think of them in vast detail.

WWYDI one day of your life were going to be broadcast as a reality tv show but you had no idea which day?
 
nothing remembered? I'm not proud of it but I'd tell everyone I know (and a few I don't but happen to encounter) precisely what I think of them in vast detail.

WWYDI one day of your life were going to be broadcast as a reality tv show but you had no idea which day?

Live in fear and never do anything crazy and exciting :(

What would you do if I couldn't come up with a better question than this one?
 
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