What would you do if?

Have a nice long chat... We have a lot to discuss

WWYDI you thought your partner was hearing voices that weren't there?
Tell him to take it in the other room, I'm trying to concentrate on the ones in my own head. ;)

WWYDI you were approached to be a new reality tv show?
 
Tell him to take it in the other room, I'm trying to concentrate on the ones in my own head. ;)

WWYDI you were approached to be a new reality tv show?

Tell them my life is waaaay too real for reality TV

WWYDI you found video of yourself on the web that you did not know existed?
 
proceed VERY cautiously, with a LOT of talking

WWYDI marijuana were legal?
try it, I never have (everyone stop laughing)

WWYDI there were a drug that intensified sexual experience tenfold but it was illegal and cost $1000 a dose?
 
try it, I never have (everyone stop laughing)

WWYDI there were a drug that intensified sexual experience tenfold but it was illegal and cost $1000 a dose?

Wish I could afford to spend that kind of money on a single dose to test it out.


WWYDI you walked in on me naked and jerking off to a porn video with a pair of panties (Only asked as this happened to me not long ago :eek:)
 
try it, I never have (everyone stop laughing)

WWYDI there were a drug that intensified sexual experience tenfold but it was illegal and cost $1000 a dose?

I'd smoke a jay and get the same result for 1/1000th the price

Wish I could afford to spend that kind of money on a single dose to test it out.


WWYDI you walked in on me naked and jerking off to a porn video with a pair of panties (Only asked as this happened to me not long ago :eek:)

I'd walk right back out and not give it another thought
 
Wish I could afford to spend that kind of money on a single dose to test it out.


WWYDI you walked in on me naked and jerking off to a porn video with a pair of panties (Only asked as this happened to me not long ago :eek:)

So long as they weren't MY panties I wouldn't give a damn. Might tell you to clean up when you're done.


WWYDI I offered to stay and help?
 
So long as they weren't MY panties I wouldn't give a damn. Might tell you to clean up when you're done.


WWYDI I offered to stay and help?

Well, after I managed to get over the shock and embarrassment of getting caught, I would gladly have you stay and help anyway you wanted.

WWYDI I asked if I could use a fresher pair of panties :D
 
Well, after I managed to get over the shock and embarrassment of getting caught, I would gladly have you stay and help anyway you wanted.

WWYDI I asked if I could use a fresher pair of panties :D
Call you ungrateful, give you $5 and send you to Walmart!

What would you do if you woke up one morning and it had stopped working?
 
Viagra....

What would you do if you woke up another sex one morning?
1. try and keep my husband from beating me up when he found another guy in our bed
2. pee standing up
3. masturbate--ya'll seem to really enjoy that
4. go out and intimidate someone
5. find someone to have sex with--ideally male and female

What would you do if you woke up another sex one morning?
 
1. try and keep my husband from beating me up when he found another guy in our bed
2. pee standing up
3. masturbate--ya'll seem to really enjoy that
4. go out and intimidate someone
5. find someone to have sex with--ideally male and female

What would you do if you woke up another sex one morning?

Wear out the new equipment.

WWYDI the movie Vice Versa happened to you?
 
WWYDI you met someone filthy stinking rich but a bit of a dick??

Money comes and goes, but douchebaggery doesn't. I'd tell them to hit the road.

WWYDI there was an unaddressed package at your door that had $1M in it, but the card inside wasn't addressed to you?
 
Money comes and goes, but douchebaggery doesn't. I'd tell them to hit the road.

WWYDI there was an unaddressed package at your door that had $1M in it, but the card inside wasn't addressed to you?
How would I know what was in it? I wouldn't have opened it in the first place.


What would you do if you were the object of serious lust from someone amazingly hot but dangerously inappropriate?
 
How would I know what was in it? I wouldn't have opened it in the first place.


What would you do if you were the object of serious lust from someone amazingly hot but dangerously inappropriate?

That's a tough one. Would depend on what "inappropriate" means?

WWYDI You found you were surround by 8 naked men and they wanted you.
 
That's a tough one. Would depend on what "inappropriate" means?

WWYDI You found you were surround by 8 naked men and they wanted you.
(dangerously inappropriate might mean much much too young, etc)

eenie meenie minie moe
Or else put on a blindfold and say "surprise me"

WWYDI you meet someone who was everything you wanted in a mate except the sex was wretched?
 
(dangerously inappropriate might mean much much too young, etc)

Politely talk to his/her parents..

eenie meenie minie moe
Or else put on a blindfold and say "surprise me"

WWYDI you meet someone who was everything you wanted in a mate except the sex was wretched?

Stay married to her... Sorry!!!

WWYDI: Age wasn't the inappropriate part of the lust?
 
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