jasonmason
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Well now... 3 buttons? Make it 4 and you got yourself a deal
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Well now... 3 buttons? Make it 4 and you got yourself a deal
Nothing
Um.....
Flapjacks on a Sunday morning!
I don’t think I should push it...I’ve already seen his legs.
Stanley Cup Playoff Tickets
Tempting...but I don’t think my team will make it this year.
I’d give him BBQ with Carolina sauce
A day with the Cup
The grand total of last week's bellybutton lint harvest.
All my leftover Halloween candy? I bought the good ones this year.
A foot massage.
* I got my technique down an' err'thing*
All the fallen leaves in my yard, and trust me, there is a lot.
A mug of hot chocolate and a cuddle
A mug of hot chocolate and a cuddle
All my expired VS coupon codes.
And a completely nonromantic (at first) shoulder rub.
That would work.
A genuine George Harrison guitar pick. Okay, it's a bread tag with GH on it in Sharpie.
I have a fun sized twix....ok probably a fun sized twix wrapper if not accepted in like the next 30 seconds.
A slightly worn 1967 half crown.
I know I've got a pen cap missing its pen around here somewhere
I have a fun sized twix....ok probably a fun sized twix wrapper if not accepted in like the next 30 seconds.
a massage
I'd give him my collection of "For A Good Time Call..." phone numbers I've recorded from public men's restrooms over the last 15 years.
If she promises not to tie me up, I would let her play with my whipThis collection of paperclips I didn't intend to actually collect. Also, I've lost most of them so it's like three. One's bent, though.
It's a perfectly nice collection, dammit.