What Would You Give To See The Tits Of The Poster Above You?

All the fallen leaves in my yard, and trust me, there is a lot.:D

A half-finished crossword puzzle from a newspaper dated May 8, 2016. I got stuck on 14 across, so if you got any ideas I'd really appreciate it.
 
14 Across was "Laughable"

I'd give enough wool to knit a festive Christmas hat.
 
I'd give him my collection of "For A Good Time Call..." phone numbers I've recorded from public men's restrooms over the last 15 years.
 
I'd give him my collection of "For A Good Time Call..." phone numbers I've recorded from public men's restrooms over the last 15 years.

This collection of paperclips I didn't intend to actually collect. Also, I've lost most of them so it's like three. One's bent, though.

It's a perfectly nice collection, dammit.
 
This collection of paperclips I didn't intend to actually collect. Also, I've lost most of them so it's like three. One's bent, though.

It's a perfectly nice collection, dammit.
If she promises not to tie me up, I would let her play with my whip
 
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