What Would You Give To See The Tits Of The Poster Above You?

[Series 6]

I'd give him a 2-fingered golf clap.

An old John Jefferson San Diego Chargers throwback jersey

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

An autographed 8x10 colour glossy photo of Captain Kirk from Star Trek: The Animated Series. Okay it does say "Captain Kurk", but its still good.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

An autographed 8x10 colour glossy photo of Captain Kirk from Star Trek: The Animated Series. Okay it does say "Captain Kurk", but its still good.

If I could afford it....Dalmore, 40 yr old whiskey (whisky)

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

If I could afford it....Dalmore, 40 yr old whiskey (whisky)

A seat on my lap and a wee dram of that Scotch. Or, a private elevator ride.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

A seat on my lap and a wee dram of that Scotch. Or, a private elevator ride.

*Blushing* A well deserved scalp and back massage.

 

[witchydiana85]

*Blushing* A well deserved scalp and back massage.

I'll give her a copy of the Kama Sutra and some salted caramel pretzels.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Hmm...a bell, book and candle?

 

[Handsonyou]

Pocket lint

 

[Apisto42]

Belly button lint.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Belly button lint.

Peach Cobbler and a lint roller

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Peach Cobbler and a lint roller

A partridge in a pear tree.

 

[Handsonyou]

An over ripe banana.

 

[MrPractical]

An over ripe banana.

A couple of pockets worth of cash...I am betting no one will be disappointed.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

An empty can of beard conditioner

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I full bottle of beard oil!

And maybe those little beard ornaments for the holidays???

 

[DarkSimian]

I full bottle of beard oil!

And maybe those little beard ornaments for the holidays???

Dinner for 2 at the nearest Olive Garden

 

[Taegul]

I'd give him a Green Lantern sequel.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I'd give him a Green Lantern sequel.

A box of Vegemite pop tarts.

 

[jasonmason]

A box of Vegemite pop tarts.

What does she want?

 

[Jada59]

What does she want?

A candy cane.

 

[Richard_C]

A candy cane.

A cork!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

A cork!

A candy cane wrapper.

 

[blade_rocknut]

A candy cane wrapper.

A ticket to last year's Christmas cantata down at the house o'teh Lort.

 

[Apisto42]

A glass of bourbon.

 

[blade_rocknut]

A glass of bourbon.

That might work...

You want the real ones, the cheap 38D's I got on eBay, or the ridiculously expensive set with lifelike skin that require a 40DD to contain?