What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[Seokrocks]

Can't we have something other than cereal for breakfast?

Am I dreaming?

 

[Travelinman926]

Am I dreaming?

That must have been one hell of a party.

 

[Taegul]

You better keep travelin' lol

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

You better keep travelin' lol

I see you everywhere, somehow it doesn't surprise me that I ended up here...
Can I interest you in some breakfast?

 

[Taegul]

I see you everywhere, somehow it doesn't surprise me that I ended up here...
Can I interest you in some breakfast?

I'd rather work up an appetite first.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I'd rather work up an appetite first.

Sounds like a good plan to me! are we doing push-ups? orrrr???????

I do make a mean homemade Hollandaise

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Sounds like a good plan to me! are we doing push-ups? orrrr???????

I do make a mean homemade Hollandaise

Time to try this hollandaise I've been hearing so much about.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Sounds like a good plan to me! are we doing push-ups? orrrr???????

I do make a mean homemade Hollandaise

oooo hollandaise needs attention, skill and love. Which are the ingredients for working up that appetite.

 

[Taegul]

Sounds like a good plan to me! are we doing push-ups? orrrr???????

I do make a mean homemade Hollandaise

I was thinking Clean and Jerk, Power Snatch, and Barbell hip thrusts.

That might be the first time I've ever Google searched "exercises that sound like sex acts" LOL

 

[Tallulah82]

I was thinking Clean and Jerk, Power Snatch, and Barbell hip thrusts.

That might be the first time I've ever Google searched "exercises that sound like sex acts" LOL

FFS, Taegul,

I told you, if you keep coming over to bang my mum, at least stay in her bed afterwards.

 

[bikerbonez]

FFS, Taegul,

I told you, if you keep coming over to bang my mum, at least stay in her bed afterwards.

i didn't realise you snored more than me

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

i didn't realise you snored more than me

I woke up in the middle of the night and thought I was sleeping with a bear - why do you snore so loud? I need coffee!!!!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I woke up in the middle of the night and thought I was sleeping with a bear - why do you snore so loud? I need coffee!!!!

Dammit! My mouth guard was in and everything.

Yup. Coffee. Baileys. On it.

 

[DannieB]

No more dancing, I can’t anymore! Oh, and tea please!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

No more dancing, I can’t anymore! Oh, and tea please!

Sure but I don’t think the Baileys is as good in garbage water tea!

((Kidding. Kidding.))

 

[morelikeasong]

Sure but I don’t think the Baileys is as good in garbage water tea!

((Kidding. Kidding.))

I still can’t believe there was nothing in that rug!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wanna know what I’ve been thinking about?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

WTF was in that cup of coffee?

 

[Biggalute]

OMG where am I. What's this strange language?

I've heard about you aliens, you're mot probing me.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

OJ?

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

Have any vodka for this OJ?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Have any vodka for this OJ?

I have champagne for the OJ... It's in this cooler next to the bed... we don't even have to leave bed!

 

[Bowlerpa06]

I have champagne for the OJ... It's in this cooler next to the bed... we don't even have to leave bed!

Does it have pulp in it?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I have champagne for the OJ... It's in this cooler next to the bed... we don't even have to leave bed!

Tater tots for breakfast?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Tater tots for breakfast?

I want tater tots too! And eggs plus bacon if you’re cooking. Please and thank you!