What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[Tallulah82]

Do you like your coffee with cream?

Hold the coffee. Give me the cream.

 

[bikerbonez]

Hold the coffee. Give me the cream.

Ok if its whipped?

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

STRANGER DANGER

 

[EctoJohn]

Oh, nice, breakfast in bed.

 

[Grant55]

Mint?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Mint?

Sleep okay??? Can I interest you in breakfast??? I make a mean Hollandaise!

 

[WerdNerd]

Sleep okay??? Can I interest you in breakfast??? I make a mean Hollandaise!

Well, that was quite a night!

 

[Tallulah82]

Well, that was quite a night!

That was nothing less than I expected from a Horse Cock Billionaire. Phew!

 

[Cat]

That was nothing less than I expected from a Horse Cock Billionaire. Phew!

Please say I did not piss anyone off yesterday!

 

[TXRafe]

Bad kitty, you stole the covers again!

 

[LizVegas79]

Well, that crosses "Have Sex With Someone in Texas" off my Bucket List - do you know anyone in Oklahoma?

 

[Grant55]

Well, that crosses "Have Sex With Someone in Texas" off my Bucket List - do you know anyone in Oklahoma?

My brother

 

[base10]

Well, that crosses "Have Sex With Someone in Texas" off my Bucket List - do you know anyone in Oklahoma

Can I have some more anesthesia

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Where the fuck are we and where are our left kidneys

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Can't we have something other than cereal for breakfast?

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Can't we have something other than cereal for breakfast?

Can I have you for breakfast?

 

[Seokrocks]

Can't we have something other than cereal for breakfast?

Am I dreaming?

 

[Travelinman926]

Am I dreaming?

That must have been one hell of a party.

 

[Taegul]

You better keep travelin' lol

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

You better keep travelin' lol

I see you everywhere, somehow it doesn't surprise me that I ended up here...
Can I interest you in some breakfast?

 

[Taegul]

I see you everywhere, somehow it doesn't surprise me that I ended up here...
Can I interest you in some breakfast?

I'd rather work up an appetite first.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I'd rather work up an appetite first.

Sounds like a good plan to me! are we doing push-ups? orrrr???????

I do make a mean homemade Hollandaise

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Sounds like a good plan to me! are we doing push-ups? orrrr???????

I do make a mean homemade Hollandaise

Time to try this hollandaise I've been hearing so much about.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Sounds like a good plan to me! are we doing push-ups? orrrr???????

I do make a mean homemade Hollandaise

oooo hollandaise needs attention, skill and love. Which are the ingredients for working up that appetite.

 

[Taegul]

Sounds like a good plan to me! are we doing push-ups? orrrr???????

I do make a mean homemade Hollandaise

I was thinking Clean and Jerk, Power Snatch, and Barbell hip thrusts.

That might be the first time I've ever Google searched "exercises that sound like sex acts" LOL