What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

Ok, I know I am not what you expected to wake up too. I was just too damn tired last night to lay on the floor. So I just crawled in and put this pillow between us so we would stay each others side. I’ll get out of bed and head to the shower now!
 
I might have something you can eat..
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are you a angel?or this must be the gate to heaven
 
It's called Scope...a mouthwash...that'll help you with that little problem.
 
Man.. I really hope I’m just crazy and you sleep hard because I feel sorry if you heard the last two hours of conversation I had with my self trying to wake you up
 
Y'know, looking at the arc first thing in the morning isn't something I was expecting
 
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