What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

Ok, I know I am not what you expected to wake up too. I was just too damn tired last night to lay on the floor. So I just crawled in and put this pillow between us so we would stay each others side. I’ll get out of bed and head to the shower now!
 
It's called Scope...a mouthwash...that'll help you with that little problem.
 
Ah is that like your husband I can see coming up the path with a gun???
 
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