What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[Tallulah82]

I was thinking Clean and Jerk, Power Snatch, and Barbell hip thrusts.

That might be the first time I've ever Google searched "exercises that sound like sex acts" LOL

FFS, Taegul,

I told you, if you keep coming over to bang my mum, at least stay in her bed afterwards.

 

[bikerbonez]

FFS, Taegul,

I told you, if you keep coming over to bang my mum, at least stay in her bed afterwards.

i didn't realise you snored more than me

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

i didn't realise you snored more than me

I woke up in the middle of the night and thought I was sleeping with a bear - why do you snore so loud? I need coffee!!!!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I woke up in the middle of the night and thought I was sleeping with a bear - why do you snore so loud? I need coffee!!!!

Dammit! My mouth guard was in and everything.

Yup. Coffee. Baileys. On it.

 

[DannieB]

No more dancing, I can’t anymore! Oh, and tea please!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

No more dancing, I can’t anymore! Oh, and tea please!

Sure but I don’t think the Baileys is as good in garbage water tea!

((Kidding. Kidding.))

 

[morelikeasong]

Sure but I don’t think the Baileys is as good in garbage water tea!

((Kidding. Kidding.))

I still can’t believe there was nothing in that rug!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wanna know what I’ve been thinking about?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

WTF was in that cup of coffee?

 

[Biggalute]

OMG where am I. What's this strange language?

I've heard about you aliens, you're mot probing me.

 

[Grant55]

OJ?

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

Have any vodka for this OJ?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Have any vodka for this OJ?

I have champagne for the OJ... It's in this cooler next to the bed... we don't even have to leave bed!

 

[Bowlerpa06]

I have champagne for the OJ... It's in this cooler next to the bed... we don't even have to leave bed!

Does it have pulp in it?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I have champagne for the OJ... It's in this cooler next to the bed... we don't even have to leave bed!

Tater tots for breakfast?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Tater tots for breakfast?

I want tater tots too! And eggs plus bacon if you’re cooking. Please and thank you!

 

[Mada69]

Care for a hot toddie?

 

[SavannaT]

Care for a hot toddie?

No, but what about a big titty?

 

[Mada69]

I'm hungry, what can I eat?

 

[SavannaT]

I'm hungry, what can I eat?

I might have something you can eat..

 

[deft]

I might have something you can eat..

I’m ravenous, let’s eat!

 

[Mada69]

I might have something you can eat..

I'd love to wake up to that breakfast in bed

 

[coffeelover5]

I might have something you can eat..

Breakfast in bed, my favorite

 

[Lily13]

I like mine sweet

 

[ycym]

Sweet or double sweet?