What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[graysilver]

Yes please

Am I awake (hope so!) or still dreaming (hope not!)?!

 

[BDA73]

Yes please

Warming oil...check.
Slow teasing strokes...check
Slight tug on a nipple..check

 

[SavannaT]

Warming oil...check.
Slow teasing strokes...check
Slight tug on a nupple..check

Aww.. i wanna get to stroke something.. anything of yours I can stroke??

 

[BDA73]

Aww.. i wanna get to stroke something.. anything of yours I can stroke??

Im sure you can figure which item is poking you to stroke and which is to suck

 

[cactusjack0584]

Im sure you can figure which item is poking you to stroke and which is to suck

What’s going on…
Oh..
Who’s making coffee? Me or you?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

What’s going on…
Oh..
Who’s making coffee? Me or you?

Neither.. it's programmed. Now shush... we have 17 more minutes.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Neither.. it's programmed. Now shush... we have 17 more minutes.

Oh, hello. Wait, why am I buried in the dirt? Is this a flower bed?

 

[Coyote100]

Oh, hello. Wait, why am I buried in the dirt? Is this a flower bed?

Why is this bed full of dirt?

 

[Kraken_96]

Why is this bed full of dirt?

Who's a good boy, who's a good...wait..."OW, LET GO OF MY HAND OW"

 

[cactusjack0584]

Who's a good boy, who's a good...wait..."OW, LET GO OF MY HAND OW"

Please get out you’re making the bed all wet. And knocking everything off the side table with your tentacles.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Sorry about your luck

 

[graysilver]

I'd be speechless!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'd be speechless!

...you snore. I almost smothered you with a pillow just to get some sleep. Next time, you're sleeping on the couch.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

...you snore. I almost smothered you with a pillow just to get some sleep. Next time, you're sleeping on the couch.

How am I lucky enough to be here?

 

[Fiestykitten]

How am I lucky enough to be here?

Damn, I’m sorry you had to put up with me

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Damn, I’m sorry you had to put up with me

So... you might not realize this but.. well.. um.. you talk in your sleep...and called me a "pretty puppy" and kept petting my hair.

 

[Fiestykitten]

So... you might not realize this but.. well.. um.. you talk in your sleep...and called me a "pretty puppy" and kept petting my hair.

( I really do talk in my sleep and sometimes, I sleep walk)
I once threw canned goods out on my lawn sleep walking
I have so many stories

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

( I really do talk in my sleep and sometimes, I sleep walk)
I once threw canned goods out on my lawn sleep walking
I have so many stories

do you want a toaster strudel??
sorry, @JustAnotherFlower and I already ate all the icing

 

[graysilver]

...you snore. I almost smothered you with a pillow just to get some sleep. Next time, you're sleeping on the couch.

my secret is out!!!

 

[Fiestykitten]

do you want a toaster strudel??
sorry, @JustAnotherFlower and I already ate all the icing

Nah, I slept walked once and made a pb & j, handed it to my son and told him he could feed the orphans
So I’m good

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

my secret is out!!!

You about died.
Go get a sleep already test.

Nah, I slept walked once and made a pb & j, handed it to my son and told him he could feed the orphans
So I’m good

Is that why there was a trail of little sandwhiches leading to the back door?

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

You about died.
Go get a sleep already test.

Is that why there was a trail of little sandwhiches leading to the back door?

Would you like your coffee in bed or at the breakfast table?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Would you like your coffee in bed or at the breakfast table?

I can’t have coffee Gotta any pulp-free orange juice, not from concentrate?

 

[TongueLust]

I can’t have coffee Gotta any pulp-free orange juice, not from concentrate?

Pancakes?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Pancakes?

Yes, please!