What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[Fiestykitten]

Apparently I drank way too many white claws

(wakes up caressing chest) Oops, my bad...(blushes)

 

[sexymanfun]

(wakes up caressing chest) Oops, my bad...(blushes)

Your turn to be the little spoon

 

[cactusjack0584]

You seem busy… have fun you two

 

[Taegul]

How could you possibly not know that cactus and waterbeds don't mix?!?!

 

[FreckledSprite]

Hey….you….

 

[CuriousRick]

So many freckles!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Don’t be curious about that… eyes are up here!

 

[Fiestykitten]

You wear your sunglasses to bed?

 

[Taegul]

I don't remember anything from last night but I didn't wake up wearing lamp shade so that's gotta be good, right?

 

[Fiestykitten]

I don't remember anything from last night but I didn't wake up wearing lamp shade so that's gotta be good, right?

You're good I guess, if you always wake up with that strange smile on your face and your hat askew

 

[cactusjack0584]

You're good I guess, if you always wake up with that strange smile on your face and your hat askew

Want to go again?

 

[Deleted member 1178772]

You're good I guess, if you always wake up with that strange smile on your face and your hat askew

Want to go again?

Dude did you wet the bed?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Dude did you wet the bed?

No, I’m just a hot sleeper

 

[Apisto42]

Dude! Why did you wake me up?

Homie, stop backing up!

 

[Fiestykitten]

Homie, stop backing up!

Why are you poking me with wood?

 

[paulworcsuk]

Why are you poking me with wood?

Stop bloody scratching at the door to go out

 

[cactusjack0584]

Stop hogging the blanket…

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

This is my blanket and I can hog it if I want.

 

[Dayhoosier]

This is my blanket and I can hog it if I want.

I thought you were supposed to be shy!

 

[Deleted member 1178772]

This is my blanket and I can hog it if I want.

Not so shy last night huh

 

[vibes]

Not so shy last night huh

Something went terribly wrong here

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I thought you were supposed to be shy!

Not so shy last night huh

You both have me confused with some else. I slept in my own bed last night.

 

[vibes]

You both have me confused with some else. I slept in my own bed last night.

Well, then, why are you in my bed this morning?

 

[Deleted member 1178772]

Well, then, why are you in my bed this morning?

Boy you looked different last night, maybe I drank to much

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Well, then, why are you in my bed this morning?

Your bed? This is my bed!