What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[Justabaldguy70]

OUCH was my first thought.

Ihhh….Good morning would you like some breakfast?

 

[Dashabout]

Ihhh….Good morning would you like some breakfast?

Sounds good after I pee and we have another bump.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Sounds good after I pee and we have another bump.

You're not my wife. Wait a minute, where the hell am I? Why does my head hurt? And why am I wearing a duck costume?

 

[Wand3rlust]

You're not my wife. Wait a minute, where the hell am I? Why does my head hurt? And why am I wearing a duck costume?

I said I wanted a big dick. Stupid auto correct...

 

[OnaTangent]

Let's just lay here spooning

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Good morning

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Good morning

Good morning

And can I say how much I appreciate

That we’re both still dressed.

 

[cole4258]

Sorry I must be in the wrong room

 

[LostHorizon]

Nice hat.

 

[Coyote100]

Nice hat.

You need to look for your Lost Horizon somewhere else.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Mint for your coyote breath?

 

[Fierywhore]

Roll over and climb on top

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Roll over and climb on top

As you wish.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

As you wish.

Did we at least learn the new dance moves?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Did we at least learn the new dance moves?

The polka

The Pickle Polka

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

The polka

The Pickle Polka

Is that a German thing? Whoa that was some dinner and a date last night.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Did we at least learn the new dance moves?

I think … we should schedule another rehearsal, though. Less wine, next time. At least until after rehearsal

 

[lilmissdarling]

I told you the Jager bombs was a bad idea.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Did we??? Oh no!!!!!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Ouch!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Ouch!

And you promised pickles….

 

[Sexy_Singer]

And you promised pickles….

Sorry. I brought the pineapples instead

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Sorry. I brought the pineapples instead

You’re a swinger? Is that the pineapple motif? That’s why your tattoo is upside down?

 

[cactusjack0584]

You’re a swinger? Is that the pineapple motif? That’s why your tattoo is upside down?

Ahhh that was a marvelous night!!!!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Ahhh that was a marvelous night!!!!

I didn’t sleep because you snore a lot.