What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[HeavyBalls]

I hope I was a gentleman...

 

[Japansurfer]

Please move those balls out of the way

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

How the hell did I get here? Wait, never mind. I don’t wanna know…

 

[AlwaysDancing]

How the hell did I get here? Wait, never mind. I don’t wanna know…

It’s the best kept secret, anyway.

Also, that’s right. I promised to make waffles.

 

[Japansurfer]

I would tell you. Byt I promised I would keep at least one secret

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I would tell you. Byt I promised I would keep at least one secret

GMTA … skip me.

 

[LostHorizon]

I guess I would start with, “hello?”

 

[cactusjack0584]

A quick hello but an even quicker goodbye

 

[Japansurfer]

Ouch

 

[NakedStoryLover]

That was one hell of a rogue wave, eh?

 

[cactusjack0584]

This is not a story either of us want to make…

 

[Fiestykitten]

Damn it Jack! How many times do I have to tell you one prick is enough!

 

[Dayhoosier]

Damn it Jack! How many times do I have to tell you one prick is enough!

*Fist pump* yes

 

[AlwaysDancing]

*Fist pump* yes

That was frightening but … what the hell. Crisp high five.

 

[Fiestykitten]

That was frightening but … what the hell. Crisp high five.

hmmmm.... lap cuddles now please!

 

[Seokrocks]

Meow!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hiss!!!

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

Why am I wearing my wife's panties? Why are you naked and hard?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Hiss!!!

SQUAWK!!!!

 

[Fiestykitten]

SQUAWK!!!!

Hello handsome.... hold me closer, I'm still sleepy

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Hello handsome.... hold me closer, I'm still sleepy

Pony ride later … cuddles now!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Let’s never talk about this again….

 

[Fiestykitten]

Let’s never talk about this again….

Your cactus is poking my butt… again

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good Morning Kitten....

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Good Morning Kitten....

Good morning, Dawn … and the dawn. Both.