What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[dawn_of_night]

Did we dance?
Or was it more of a Mambo?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Hi my favorite sweet Unicorn princess… want some coffee?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hi my favorite sweet Unicorn princess… want some coffee?

*Nods*
I'm ready for french toast and bacon....
Have you seen management???

 

[Playwithmee]

*Nods*
I'm ready for french toast and bacon....
Have you seen management???

Can I have some of that bacon?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Can I have some of that bacon?

Did you bring the strawberry jam?

 

[Playwithmee]

Did you bring the strawberry jam?

I got jam, just not strawberry

 

[dawn_of_night]

I got jam, just not strawberry

Nooo strawberry

 

[caughtstrokin]

Nooo strawberry

This is gonna be sticky!

 

[Fiestykitten]

This is gonna be sticky!

Sheww... that was close! Thought I was gonna catch you strokin behind me.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Sheww... that was close! Thought I was gonna catch you strokin behind me.

Your butt is against my cactus prick

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Your butt is against my cactus prick

Geez…guys sure are prickly in the morning!

 

[cactusjack0584]

That’s your fault for being snuggled so close… can’t really control pricks at that point

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

That’s your fault for being snuggled so close… can’t really control pricks at that point

Not my fault…you really should know better! Everyone knows if you go to bed with a kitty, you will either wake up with them snuggling and rubbing against you or sitting on your face. It is known.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Not my fault…you really should know better! Everyone knows if you go to bed with a kitty, you will either wake up with them snuggling and rubbing against you or sitting on your face. It is known.
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Can I have both??????!!!!

 

[Mrtenant]

Can I have both??????!!!!

Dude, no cactus in the ass.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wanna get breakfast?
Specifically coffee??

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Wanna get breakfast?
Specifically coffee??

Too anemic for coffee. Chocolate chip pancakes sound amazing right meow though

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

"hack, hack, hack". Sorry hair ball

No licking the kitty without consent, mister!

 

[Deleted member 1178772]

No licking the kitty without consent, mister!

You definitely mistook that. That was not what I meant

 

[dawn_of_night]

Too anemic for coffee. Chocolate chip pancakes sound amazing right meow though

Anything you want darlin

 

[Coyote100]

Anything you want darlin

You know what l want.

 

[dawn_of_night]

You know what l want.

 

[Coyote100]

Reach under the covers and feel me below the waist and you'll know.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Reach under the covers and feel me below the waist and you'll know.

Well aren’t you a bad boy?
Coffee?

 

[Biggalute]

Well aren’t you a bad boy?
Coffee?

if I promise to untie you do promise not to scream?