What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[Eyelevel]

You have some explaining to do.

Where the hell are we?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Where the hell are we?

And who the hell are you?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Well that explains why I feel so tired… you snore loud as fuck bro!

 

[Fiestykitten]

Well that explains why I feel so tired… you snore loud as fuck bro!

Sorry about the drool on your chest but, you're comfy!

 

[subdudeme13]

Sorry about the drool on your chest but, you're comfy!

Bite me!

 

[Fiestykitten]

Bite me!

#awkward...

 

[TongueLust]

Finally

Put that peter away.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Put that peter away.

Good morning, sweetheart..*cuddle*

 

[Surferdude1891]

Do you want pancakes?

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Love some. And a beer.

 

[99Freedom]

Oops

 

[vibes]

Sorry, surely there was a mistake

 

[TongueLust]

Yes, Sir.

 

[filt]

I really hope it’s diluted mayonnaise in my arse

 

[Fiestykitten]

Ummm.... I'm just gonna go... over here... *runs out of the room as fast as I can....
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[SouthernMatureM]

Purrrr-fect

 

[Taegul]

Why are you in my Yugo?!?!

 

[Coyote100]

Why did you park your Yugo in the bedroom?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

How the hell did in end up in a Yugo??

 

[Justabaldguy70]

How the hell did in end up in a Yugo??

Honest it was just a big hug

 

[graysilver]

You want to fuck in a Yugo? I can’t fit let alone unzip!

 

[summer_reine]

I'm little but I still took up the whole back seat, thanks for being gallant and sleeping in the rain Want some hot chocolate?

 

[Biggalute]

I'll untie you if you promise not to scream

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'll untie you if you promise not to scream

Wait, you had her TIED not gagged.

 

[summer_reine]

Wait, you had her TIED not gagged.

He has blown eardrums by now

I'll untie you if you promise not to scream

Well then, I'll make sure you get the special thc hot chocolate, hold onto the grass my friend