What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Where am I...and why aren't you wearing any underwear?!?

I…don’t remember! Please tell me I didn’t throw them at Shohei

 

[Eyelevel]

What was in that drink?

 

[deft]

Did we turn off the TV last night?

 

[Coyote100]

Did we turn off the TV last night?

I don't remember. I was too busy washing Cat's hair.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I don't remember. I was too busy washing Cat's hair.

*hits you with rolled up newspaper*
WHAT DID I SAY?! No, coyotes in the bed!!! Go on get!!!

 

[Fiestykitten]

*hits you with rolled up newspaper*
WHAT DID I SAY?! No, coyotes in the bed!!! Go on get!!!

Damn it jack! How many times do I have to tell you, no pricking without consent!

 

[Saltfountain]

Damn it jack! How many times do I have to tell you, no pricking without consent!

You're in the wrong bed. He's two posts up...

 

[Taegul]

Too salty for me.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

It's been a while... how the hell are you? Coffee???

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It's been a while... how the hell are you? Coffee???

Pass the squirty cheese, please

 

[lliicckkss]

Goodmorning , how are you feeling

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

For fuck sake Kitty, you again

No, not me, that was @lliicckkss you were spooning

 

[Biggalute]

No, not me, that was @lliicckkss you were spooning

I'm a slow typer

 

[Spongo]

Let’s do it x

 

[Eyelevel]

Let’s do it x

What happened to your wife?

 

[chame1eon]

Hi. How did you get here?

 

[Spongo]

What happened to your wife?

 

[Spongo]

She can join in if you like?

 

[Coyote100]

She can join in if you like?

If she joins us, you can leave, and she can stay.

 

[chame1eon]

I would say hi, but I would be confused.

 

[Spongo]

If she joins us, you can leave, and she can stay.

And you can FO

 

[caughtstrokin]

I would say hi, but I would be confused.

I’d agree on confusion, but look forward to an interesting story!

 

[Coyote100]

Confusion can be cleared up by reading last two posts on previous page. Spongo is rightly protective of his wife.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Who am I, why am I here, and where's the coffee?

 

[lilmissdarling]

You have some explaining to do.