What's in your inbox today..

[TheHelicopter]

I’m new, so nothing. But send me a message. I’m harmless, and very funny.

 

[FranklyFrank]

A message from a Nigerian prince needing banking help, a warning my car warranty is about to expire and some chick wanting to talk to me for $3.95/minute.

 

[AmberLGreen]

A message from a Nigerian prince needing banking help, a warning my car warranty is about to expire and some chick wanting to talk to me for $3.95/minute.

$3.95? You need to pay at least $4.01 for the high end talk

 

[FranklyFrank]

$3.95? You need to pay at least $4.01 for the high end talk

Do you take American Express??

 

[AmberLGreen]

Do you take American Express??

Is that secret code for premature ejaculation?

 

[FranklyFrank]

Is that secret code for premature ejaculation?

*Checks your face for evidence* sorry I got too excited

 

[SnowIris]

Nothing

 

[cole4258]

The cupboard was bare

 

[Lady_Libra_]

Nada

 

[J-Rod]

A whole bunch of nuttin

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

The cupboard was bare

That av going without attention is a crime.

 

[Shenanigans90]

My mailbox is apparently protected by a force field.

 

[FranklyFrank]

Something very special

 

[SnowIris]

Well it’s no longer empty, but what is there remains to be seen

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Someone enjoyable

 

[rlaflamme]

A good conversation about the weather and well wishes.

 

[LizVegas79]

Come ons and came ons lol

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

Nothing new today, but I had two that arrived yesterday that were awaiting me when I logged on. So I think I'm current with everyone that messaged me.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

Great conversations and a very nice beard.

 

[rlaflamme]

Silence today.

 

[FranklyFrank]

Today's inbox forecast is...a chance or partial emptiness with the possibility of afternoon deliveries.

 

[Lady2020]

I'd like to reply to every pm. But this is an anonymous adult forum. If a man really wants a reply from a woman on here, I'm not going to tell him what he needs to do. I've tried.

 

[JugheadJane]

Someone complimenting one of my stories. A really lovely, unexpected surprise.

 

[EndCreditsPart2]

Nothing, but the day's not over yet.

 

[Lady2020]

Does it really mean something that a 68 yo woman gives af what you think in your pm's. I highly doubt it.