What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

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"Well then, if I can really have anything I want for my birthday honey,
I want you to take me to Las Vegas, get us a real nice room, find two
nice big Black guys for me and then watch me get properly, completely
fucked until I can't even stand up or speak. Then after they leave you
can clean up my tired, sore, exhausted bod and have sloppy seconds
with your tiny little micro dick that I probably won't even be able to feel.
Then we'll go downstairs and everybody can wonder why I'm smiling
so much while we have a fancy dinner with lots of expensive wine.
And if we meet anymore nice Black guys, we'll go back upstairs and
I'll be their dessert. Doesn't that sound like fun?"


(I actually get asked to arrange this sort of thing all the time - which officially, of course, I never ever do!)
 
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"How can you be so sure the file you want isn't in this drawer?
Let me guess. You moved it to the bottom one, didn't you?
"
 
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"Really? That's so funny. My husband doesn't consider it cheating whenever I get with another
woman either. So, umm, where should we go to ... you know ... get to know each other better?"
 
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"So, umm, Beth told me you have a sybian. Is that true? I've been dying to try one for years.
Do you mind if I come over sometime? Like ... maybe tomorrow morning after we drop our
kids off at school?"
 
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I don't know the first thing about cooking, but I heard that garlic is a strong aphrodisiac, so I thought I'd try and make him some soup.
 
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"Yeah. I totally want to try it. I've heard sybians drive a girl totally crazy. But I don't care. It sounds like fun to me.
People say I'm already crazy so no worries. Where is it? Let's go ride it until we can't even speak."
 
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