LizVegas79
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Wouldn't you like me to go down first?
If she's anything like me she's only going down if you're going up

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Wouldn't you like me to go down first?
You really are trying to collect on the life insurance. Oh well, might as well go witf a smile on my face.![]()
"Oh hi, honey. Your home right on time. Happy Birthday.
You remember my friend Katrina, right?"
Hi sweetie, the craziest thing happened. We were both putting on our earrings and we somehow both managed to put the same earring on each of our ears! What are the odds?![]()
"Oh hi, honey. Your home right on time. Happy Birthday.
You remember my friend Katrina, right?"
Would you believe I slipped and fell on her strap on?Hi sweetie, the craziest thing happened. We were both putting on our earrings and we somehow both managed to put the same earring on each of our ears! What are the odds?
Are you sure this is reverse cowgirl? Something seems to be missing here.
"Oh, I guess that I forgot to tell you that I'm a nudist, roomie. It's not an issue, is it?"
I'm not sure about dinner, but I have a plan for dessert.....What are your plans for dinner?
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"She's right behind me, isn't she?""Oh, I guess that I forgot to tell you that I'm a nudist, roomie. It's not an issue, is it?"
"Look, I'm bi, and so is my friend here. We're not lesbians. We still need a guy. It simplifies things if it's the same guy every time."