What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[LizVegas79]

Wouldn't you like me to go down first?

If she's anything like me she's only going down if you're going up

 

[LizVegas79]

"Well then, if I can really have anything I want for my birthday honey,
I want you to take me to Las Vegas, get us a real nice room, find two
nice big Black guys for me and then watch me get properly, completely
fucked until I can't even stand up or speak. Then after they leave you
can clean up my tired, sore, exhausted bod and have sloppy seconds
with your tiny little micro dick that I probably won't even be able to feel.
Then we'll go downstairs and everybody can wonder why I'm smiling
so much while we have a fancy dinner with lots of expensive wine.
And if we meet anymore nice Black guys, we'll go back upstairs and
I'll be their dessert. Doesn't that sound like fun?"

(I actually get asked to arrange this sort of thing all the time - which officially, of course, I never ever do!)

 

[LizVegas79]

"How can you be so sure the file you want isn't in this drawer?
Let me guess. You moved it to the bottom one, didn't you?"

 

[bunny4med]

No. The blue pill isn't working yet.

 

[bunny4med]

I got the Veg. You bring the meat and let's get cookin'!

 

[thefishfryer]

Have you been checking out my drawers again?

 

[LizVegas79]

"Really? That's so funny. My husband doesn't consider it cheating whenever I get with another
woman either. So, umm, where should we go to ... you know ... get to know each other better?"

 

[LizVegas79]

"So, umm, Beth told me you have a sybian. Is that true? I've been dying to try one for years.
Do you mind if I come over sometime? Like ... maybe tomorrow morning after we drop our
kids off at school?"

 

[thefishfryer]

I don't know the first thing about cooking, but I heard that garlic is a strong aphrodisiac, so I thought I'd try and make him some soup.

 

[LizVegas79]

"So, I, umm, heard you have a sybian. Can you show me how it, you know, works?"

 

[LizVegas79]

"Whoa, wait, you have a sybian? For real? Do you mind if I, you know, try it? Please?"

 

[LizVegas79]

"Seriously? You have a sybian? Why are we not riding it right now?"

 

[LizVegas79]

Some of you may have noticed a recent theme here LOL

 

[LizVegas79]

"Yeah. I totally want to try it. I've heard sybians drive a girl totally crazy. But I don't care. It sounds like fun to me.
People say I'm already crazy so no worries. Where is it? Let's go ride it until we can't even speak."

 

[LizVegas79]

"Oh hi, honey. Your home right on time. Happy Birthday.
You remember my friend Katrina, right?"

 

[LizVegas79]

(blonde in hat): "Meeting cute off-road racers out here is a lot
harder than I thought it was going to be."

 

[Booboobear84]

"Oh hi, honey. Your home right on time. Happy Birthday.
You remember my friend Katrina, right?"

You really are trying to collect on the life insurance. Oh well, might as well go witf a smile on my face.

 

[Trubbycat]

"Oh hi, honey. Your home right on time. Happy Birthday.
You remember my friend Katrina, right?"

Hi sweetie, the craziest thing happened. We were both putting on our earrings and we somehow both managed to put the same earring on each of our ears! What are the odds?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Hi sweetie, the craziest thing happened. We were both putting on our earrings and we somehow both managed to put the same earring on each of our ears! What are the odds?

Would you believe I slipped and fell on her strap on?

 

[Chernosoth]

Are you sure this is reverse cowgirl? Something seems to be missing here.

 

[SevMax2]

"Oh, I guess that I forgot to tell you that I'm a nudist, roomie. It's not an issue, is it?"

 

[mortis]

What are your plans for dinner?

 

[SevMax2]

What are your plans for dinner?
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I'm not sure about dinner, but I have a plan for dessert.....

 

[bbcbarry9033]

"Oh, I guess that I forgot to tell you that I'm a nudist, roomie. It's not an issue, is it?"

"She's right behind me, isn't she?"

 

[SevMax2]

"Look, I'm bi, and so is my friend here. We're not lesbians. We still need a guy. It simplifies things if it's the same guy every time."