What's the worst PM you've ever got?

[Tallulah82]

One really bad one is one where he misunderstood my humour and turned mean quickly. He did apologise when I pointed out the miscommunication, but that was enough for me to say 'thanks but no thanks'. I did feel a bit bad for shutting it down fast but I wasn't about to spend time feeling like I was walking on egg shells.

 

[SWR101]

Getting a PM asking if my wife wanted a real man to fuck her because I was apparently not big enough to please a woman in his opinion…

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm waiting for the "spot" pic from @thefishfryer to become the worst one yet.

 

[mickyp123]

One from a guy that shall remain nameless who thought i was female, gave me a huge insight into what some women here have to put up with, creepy

 

[Tallulah82]

One from a guy that shall remain nameless who thought i was female, gave me a huge insight into what some women here have to put up with, creepy

I have had lots of guys thinking I'm female...

 

[mickyp123]

I have had lots of guys thinking I'm female...

your just a Delicate Fucking Flower

 

[Tallulah82]

Worst pm EVER was from @ColeyD who forgot who I was after spending a whole night of sexting. I had to send him 20 tit pics from every angle and 5 videos before he remembered which one I was.

It was so embarrassing. I had to e-fuck him every night for two weeks just to make sure it didn't happen again.

 

[Sappho_CGN]

It was not on this forum. It was a young guy, could have been a son of me, starting with the typical elaborate "Hi, everthing ok?"

I confess, I wanted from the start on only playing and mocking with him a bit as because of his nickname it was clear that he had that typical macho-moslem-socialisation and that typical behavior, I hate so much.

Ok, I was very successful, he finally wrote me that he would let me bleed white and disembowle me, if he got me - what was, of couse totally nonsense, as he did not know me and was 400 km away.

 

[MiaBabe23]

This part just sounds like hate speech, could you adjust it to say what you intended to say?

because of his nickname it was clear that he had that typical macho-moslem-socialisation and that typical behavior

 

[Sappho_CGN]

arab/turkish first name and something with horny, if I remember that correctly, it happened some years ago.... .

I am sure you have never met testosteron-overpowered young male with that socialisation? Visit a public lido in Berlin ...

 

[ColeyD]

Worst pm EVER was from @ColeyD who forgot who I was after spending a whole night of sexting. I had to send him 20 tit pics from every angle and 5 videos before he remembered which one I was.

It was so embarrassing. I had to e-fuck him every night for two weeks just to make sure it didn't happen again.

Oh that’s wild

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh that’s wild

 

[FreckledSprite]

An unhinged stranger asking me to spy on their stalking victim’s Instagram because looney tunes was blocked. I’ve gotten really gross messages directed at me but this was something that made me truly fear today’s world.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I got one that was simply 'face pictures?'
That was all. Didn't recognize the sender. No profile pic. No post history. I was so caught off guard that I couldn't even come up with anything good to troll them with. I really felt like a failure for about 3-5 seconds before I could hit the ignore and delete buttons

 

[Tallulah82]

I got one that was simply 'face pictures?'
That was all. Didn't recognize the sender. No profile pic. No post history. I was so caught off guard that I couldn't even come up with anything good to troll them with. I really felt like a failure for about 3-5 seconds before I could hit the ignore and delete buttons

Shit. Sorry. I sent that from my Alt account. I thought I'd swapped over.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Shit. Sorry. I sent that from my Alt account. I thought I'd swapped over.

I thought you were the one asking for batwing gifs? No? Who the hell was that then...

 

[Tallulah82]

I thought you were the one asking for batwing gifs? No? Who the hell was that then...

I have NO idea what batwing gifs are. I'm super curious now. Yes. Send those. I always like to know people's kinks.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I have NO idea what batwing gifs are. I'm super curious now. Yes. Send those. I always like to know people's kinks.

 

[Tallulah82]

This doesn't work in my country. Damn. I feel like I'm being teased and not in a good way.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

This doesn't work in my country. Damn. I feel like I'm being teased and not in a good way.

This one?

 

[SavannaT]

Realized a member here was a neighbor of mine, we roleplayed a cnc fantasy and then he told me he knew who i was and was gonna do it for real. Got me but also scared, ended up masturbating and blocking him.

 

[Tallulah82]

This one?

No! LOL!

(I have this image that you'd fill the next page posting and saying "This one? This one?" with a steel determination. Admirable but pointless use of your time )

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

No! LOL!

(I have this image that you'd fill the next page posting and saying "This one? This one?" with a steel determination. Admirable but pointless use of your time )

I'm just going to keep searching American youtube until my fingers cramp up.
It's a clip from the Ryan Reynolds classic 'Waiting' where he plays a pedophile. The movie would be broadly condemned today if it ever got greenlit.
Anyway, this scene explains the bat wing as stretching the skin of your nutsack 'paper thin' so that it looks veiny like a bat's wing. Then tricking your coworkers into looking at it. Premium comedy. Why do I remember this clip from 20 years ago? I don't know. But my therapist fucking better

 

[Bicuriousgirl206]

Uggghhh, Several of the same type…before we’ve ever chatted at all, people opening a message with a thinly veiled relationship proposal. Telling all about how’d they show me the “finer things in life” and how well they’d treat me.

I don’t remember posting anything on here about looking for any kind of relationship, on top of that some seem to want me to “audition” in a sense, answer specific questions or what I’m willing to do to see if we’d be compatible.

I’m like ummm why would I do that? 1. You reached out to me 2. I’ve never expressed an interest in trying to find a romantic relationship on here. 3. Very presumptuous of the person to think I’d be open to the idea or be attracted to them. 4. Maybe try to get to know me first before pulling that trick out of the bag.